Renegade Queen

You know you are. Ain’t no other lady I’d wanna treat like one.

I love you.

I knew it.. I’m all the man you need, right babe?

Of course. You keep me more than satisfied.

We could always improv with one of those dildos. I saw it on a movie once

Oh golly, thanks! But I'm good.

You’ve been praying for me to tell you stories about my sex life? Interesting prayer.

Thought god might appreciate someone shaking things up!

My prayers have not yet been answered then.

Good, ‘cause that’ll be a turn off.. I’ll just be thinking about his dick and this dude doesn’t swing that way

No devil's three way for me then? Boo. Guess you'll just have to satisfy me enough for two men

Glad to be… becoming a woman? Seriously, though. Remind me when you call to put on headphones (if they aren’t already on) if I’m going to be hearing some detailed stories.

Okay, I'll give you a nice detailed story! But only because you asked so nice

Nah I slept through those classes but saw these films where everyone shoots each other and dies

Don't worry, I won't make you watch any Shakespeare tonight.

…if that is what you feel like you want to share, you can go for it. I’ll just have to remember to put on headphones so my roommate doesn’t get more than she bargained for.

It's like I'm watching you become a little woman in front of my eyes! I LOVE IT!

He doesn’t look full of himself enough to have a big dick.. Maybe those stories he came up with would be happier ‘cause like.. Doesn’t everyone die all the time?

Have you been reading Shakespeare?

There has got to be something. I’ll go first in the catching up, if that could help remind you of anything I’m unaware of. As much fun as it would be to just awkwardly sit and look at you for a while, I know we have stuff we can talk about.

Um.... have you changed your stance on hearing about my sex life in detail?

I don’t have a clue but mine’s probably bigger anyway.. I mean, come on

I'd have to assume so, but who knows?

So, tomorrow at 7. It’s a date. I look forward to you catching me up on whatever I have not been caught up on.

There is nothing to catch up on. If that is what you want to talk about, we will literally be sitting in silence.

Hey.. I didn’t even notice that shit. I’m a freaking poet. You’re dating the reincarnation of Shakespeare with better hair and a bigger dick. Sounds good to me babe. You free tonight for me and Puckerman Jr?

How do you know how big Shakespeare's dick was? Yeah, I can make that work.

Sure… I might also be able to do tomorrow at 7, if you could, since my Tuesdays and Thursdays are mostly the same schedule.

Oh, then yes, that works extremely well!

Sure, why not. You know I’d rather watch you than the movie. Doing you is just a fucking bonus.

Ha. Fucking bonus. Pun intended. Alright, fine. I can make myself available to you and your penis.