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A new edition means it's codex shredding time!

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Set up a correspondence 40k game via email.

"I hope this Hive Tyrant finds you well."

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Bathe yourself in Nuln Oil if you wish for your evil crevices and dastardly cleavages to stand out in these dark days.

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I feel like I just walked past a funhouse mirror.

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I suggest you view this image, crafted by the youth for just such an occassion:

As the children say... got’em.

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...?

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Bathe yourself in Nuln Oil if you wish for your evil crevices and dastardly cleavages to stand out in these dark days.

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I feel like I just walked past a funhouse mirror.

Make use of your time indoors and pretend like you can't see that mountain of grey plastic begging for a lick of paint.

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Report anyone not following correct sneezing protocol to your local Inquisitor.

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Pour out a little Nuln Oil for Duncan. You won't be needing it any more.

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Playing Hive Fleet Jormungandr? Model your entire army as spines sticking out of the dirt.

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Increase the fear factor of your tyranid army by replacing all models on the board with ravenous wolves you’re stuck plastic alien hats to

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I know I'm depressed when a different blog theme takes my mantle. Oy. ><

Update

Hey so I haven't posted like, at all, since surgery and I'm sorry.

I had a minor complication which has led to recurrent infections and I'm just exhausted. I'm lucky that I don't need any more help, I just don't have much left in me rn.

Thanks for your understanding.

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When househunting, rank properties solely on their ability to accommodate a 6'x4' table.

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Put a 40k twist on your skincare regime and exfoliate by rubbing texture paint into your pores.

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Let a Haemonculus perform your breast implant surgery

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Well at least it be free.

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I didn’t post this. Check my blog. I spent a week trying to find out who edited it but I have no clue.

As I lay in hospital, surrounded by nurses and sick people and yet utterly alone- it really fucking upset me.

Make your own fucking post. It might be funnier than mine, or have a wider appeal! But how fucking disrespectful do you have to be to put my name on it?

I am actually frightened to post this. I don’t know what kind of sabotage the person who edited my post could do.

I made the original post because I was frightened about my own surgery. And I am heartened by the support I got. But this? This anonymous maggot? Kinda undid a lot of good people’s work.

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Thanks to the people who helped me piece this together- seems to have been a submission from 2017 that was weirdly similar to the post I made 2 years later, which started recirculating at the same time- no doubt I remembered it without realising where it originally came from.

I apologise for my hubris- I could make excuses but I shouldn't. I'll delete my second post as it wasn't as original as I thought.

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Let a Haemonculus perform your breast implant surgery

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Well at least it be free.

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I didn't post this. Check my blog. I spent a week trying to find out who edited it but I have no clue.

As I lay in hospital, surrounded by nurses and sick people and yet utterly alone- it really fucking upset me.

Make your own fucking post. It might be funnier than mine, or have a wider appeal! But how fucking disrespectful do you have to be to put my name on it?

I am actually frightened to post this. I don't know what kind of sabotage the person who edited my post could do.

I made the original post because I was frightened about my own surgery. And I am heartened by the support I got. But this? This anonymous maggot? Kinda undid a lot of good people's work.

#medical

Remember to aerate your super glue.

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No need to cover surfaces before spraycoating. Nothing will improve your aim with a spray can more than trying not to ruin the veneer on your grandmother’s antique dining table. Inspired by @wingsofvoid

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Update: Surgery Friday

So hey, I’m absolutely overcome. Thank you so much for your reblogs and the donations from those of you who were able.

I’m still absolutely bricking it so... remember that time a bunch of you sent your WIPs so I had something to look at in hospital? If you could do that again it’d be awesome.

From what I’ve read, I might struggle to move my arms post-surgery but if/when I can, I will start doing some... inadvisable things with 40k.

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