headcanons and facts about the lazybones
Personality: Hes very laid-back, seems not at all serious, loves puns, knock knock jokes and pranks, hes is very goofy, kind and reassuring, but he can be very serious and even scary
Hes very observant, he knows how to read peoples facial expression and body language really well like a book. He hates making promises bc he aways takes them very seriously. Breaking a promise to him would be the worst thing to happen
Contrary to what many in the fandom think, he DOES NOT remember resets, hes only awere that they happen, and hes aware that WE are the cause of it and not directly Frisk, however, hes not awere that his existence is part of a game, he believes we are some kind of "anomaly" that messes with the timelines for fun. Because of this, he completely lost the will to make a effort in anything in life at all (braking the barrier for example), and that gives him the impression to be lazy, when hes just tired of trying, since everything is going to reset anyway
He calls himself lazy because he doesn't want people to worry about him, he prefers to hide in this "mask" of comic relief than opening up
Key thing about him is - he aways care about his family and friends and is aways open to help them, but GOD FORBID him to open up about his feelings, he hates it. You have to be VERY close to him for him to open up and stop lying about himself to you
Sexuality: Demiromantic and Pansexual, Sans don't know much about sexuality stuff, he doesn't even know what demiromantic is even if hes one lol, one of the reasons he identifies himself as pansexual is bc he can call himself a PUNsexual
Job: He owns a foodtruck and he sells burgers, fries, onionrings, hotdogs, hotcats, nice cream, and other junk food stuff. You can find him by amusement parks and shopping streets if you are hungry
Hobbies: word search, video games (pokemon style, rhythm games, sandbox, super specific simulators), study astronomy and quantum sciences
Likes: condiments in general (mainly ketchup), junk food, sleep sunbathing, sleeping, naping, catching zs, hanging out with Paps and Alphys, joking around at Grillbys, making snowmans with Frisk, baking with Toriel, watching anime with Alphys, Paps cooking, game/movie nights with his friends, making people happy and smile in general, dogs
Dislikes: wear formal clothes, no reaction to his puns, when others worry about him, opening up, lies, promises, being used, being useless, closed-minded people, washing his jacket, be interrupted, the past...
Contacts: what he thinks of the others
Family: Papyrus, Willow, Axel, Blue, Stretch, Red, Edge, Black, Mutt, Nox, Cash
Best Friends: Toriel, Alphys, Frisk, Papyrus, Stretch
Friends: Undyne, Asgore, Grillby, Napstablook, Blue, Cash, Mutt, Red, Edge
Neutral: Mettaton, Mad Mew Mew, Nox, Black, Dream, Ink
Avoids: Muffet, Horror, Killer, Dust
Dislikes: Nightmare, Error, Horror, Killer, Dust
Don't know/knew: Chara, Gaster, Burgerpants
Side note: Axel and Horror are the same person from different timelines, Horror is Axel if he had agreed to be part of Nightmare's gang
