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it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

baconis42

oh what a life

dee-the-red-witch

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

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aprotestforyourheart

Nobody:

The Lang brothers writing Nightmare Time scripts:

hatchetfield-scarecrow

lesducks

mooooooosicals

Crazy dudes being guys being dudes being possessed.

#I just started Nightmare time today because I wasn't mentally prepared for it #I'm now realizing I am still not prepared #I started crying when I heard Hidgens voice

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catfolx

ik im not the first to say it but this is fucking hilarious

Crackhead Starkid theory:

Every show takes place in the same universe. You know that theory that people have about Hatchetfield being in a time loop? That's only the case because Superman keeps flying around the world in the opposite direction to reset the time line and give humanity another chance to save themselves

#Starkid #Hmb #Black Friday #Tgwdlm

bone-cement-huffer

memeception

hashtagloveloses

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

bl00dlikeice

@caesarianconfection

fidefortitude-deactivated202011

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

mommacomms

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

pagesofkenna

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

animatedamerican

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

captainlordauditor

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

japhers

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit

I was getting a political compass vibe too

your-uncle-dave

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

politicalcompassmemes

This works better than I thought it would.

chiribomb-deactivated20220820

This was in my senior project

kait-the-kitty

I’m not sorry.

panickedmartian

EIGHT MEME COMBO

smooththegoofyshark

FATALITY

soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005

We have officially created a new language

soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005

I just had to do it to em

phoneykin

THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY

I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING

soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005

M E M E T E N

soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005

OwO?

W o w

You know I had to

I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it

joyriding-in-the-fandoms

THIRTEEN!?

nightcatssketchbook

This is TOO MUCH

broadwaytheanimatedseries

is this what having a heart attack feels like

santamira-deactivated20220223

there is blatant transphobia and islamophobia in huniepop 2 and as this series continues i’m sure we’ll see more nasty stuff in it. the trans character, polly, not being picked up as a woman at first was a needless, transphobic detail. the muslim character, abia, talking about how she’s “made” to wear a lot of clothes, is extremely sexually repressed, etc. is islamophobic. i understand that many aspects of the game are supposed to be jokes, but jokes shouldn’t have to be at the expense of marginalized people.

santamira-deactivated20220223

@markiplier hi, people are not digging huniepop for a variety of reasons. the transphobia and fetishization regarding polly, the islamophobia with abia, the trivialization of assault when abia gives lola a patdown, etc. these are just a few things that make people very unsettled with the game.

here’s some quotes from an article regarding the issues with polly’s treatment as a character. (n.s.f.w. under the cut)

backstage-crew-17

In addition to all of this, one of Ashley's lines is a joke about suicide. This is the line before you learn about her "Easily Bored" baggage.

TW: I'll put the quote just below this

"Just make sure you keep things interesting, okay? Otherwise, I might have to go find somebody who can.... And where would you be without ME? Aside from swingin' from the ceiling fan, that is!" *laugh*

I don't mind the stereotypes too much, but I'm also not the one being misrepresented and I'm listening to people telling me not to play the game. I liked the first game for what it was and loved watching people play it, but this sequel just ain't it.

nasapeepoplier

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justanothershrekintheswamp-deac

in light of mark censoring his instagram post I have made some low quality changes to his channel and projects

backstage-crew-17

I'm crying 😂

glutenfreegarlicbread

carnelianfoxx

me looking at november

wumblr

there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

wumblr

what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

wumblr

goteveryonewatchinus

My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.

lady-raziel

The twitter employee having to write a description explaining to the whole website why people are asking a popular YouTuber to poop

pinkbuizelarchive-blog

You wake up tomorrow to find yourself in the world of the last video game you played. How screwed/lucky are you?

backstage-crew-17

Skyrim. I'm cool w that. I'd probably just adopt all the children and settle down with Serana in Riverwood

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eroticlizardfiction

2020 has been the wildest year and it's still January

Hatsune Miku was announced in the cochella lineup

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle quit being royals

The US killed an important Iranian general which prompted everyone to think WWIII was happening

Mr. Peanut died???

Justin Bieber thinks babies are #yummy

Nikkitutorials was blackmailed into coming out as trans

Adam Sandler threatened to purposely make bad movies if he doesn't win an Oscar (he wasn't even nominated so looking forward to that)

Gwyneth Paltrow sold out candles that are meant to smell like her vagina

The upcoming NBC streaming service announced a TAZ animated series

Grimes announced that she's pregnant with Elon Musk's baby

Parasite became the first foreign language film to win best ensemble cast at the SAG awards

Kat Von D sold her makeup company

Onision called the cops on Chris Hanson

Pete Buttigieg had to ask for applause at rally

Jeff Bezos phone was hacked because he clicked on a shady link in a text

fungalnetw0rk

i would like to add on to this because

Grimes is naming her child War Nymph and is tweeting as if her unborn child is making the posts

Joe Rogan said he’s probably voting for Bernie

Kaitlin Bennet allegedly shitting herself at a frat party is a trending topic

the impeachment trial began in the Senate

the coronavirus has killed 17 people in China and one person in Seattle is infected- there were major plagues in 1820 and 1920 and now it might be happening again

the Doomsday Clock is now officially at 100 Seconds to Midnight

after Gwyneth’s vag candles sold out it was announced she’s getting a netflix show about how she makes her products for goop

coolman229

drinktilyouredead

heres a fun throwback

eroticlizardfiction

I truly hate what this post has become

shianu

This is one of those things that make you heavily symphatize with time travelers and there always present question "do I tell them?" And the answer is "Definetely no"

nyctosaurid

are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?