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ao3 • michael perry x f!reader | multi-chapter | teen & up | fluff | wc : 7.7k
summary: you realise that the only valid reason he’d been hanging about this deliberately — it can only mean one thing : they were all assessments to see how you fared at adams elementary .
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“ don’t freak out , ok ?”
ao3 • x f!reader | drabble | mature | angst | wc : 319
cabin pressure
ao3 • x f!reader | multi-chapter | explicit | fluff , humour , smut | wc : 7.2k
summary:
“ it’s a surprise ,” you pull an innocent smile , batting your eyelashes .
“ you’ll see tomorrow .”
“ why tomor— ” poe flashes that boyish grin . “ what did you do ?”
morning view
ao3 • x f!reader | short | explicit | smut | wc : 1.6k
summary: it was your fault , really — for lingering just a bit longer than you usually would that morning .
to have and to hold
ao3 • x gn!reader | short | mature | angst | wc : 1.4k
summary: his hand , keeping you whole in his protective hold on you .
stars by the pocketful
ao3 • x f!oc | short | teen & up | fluff | wc : 9.4k
summary: life day has always been a bittersweet affair for poe dameron , this delicate balance between the sweet and the bitter . this is the bitter part for him on life day on d’qar that year ; but the sweet part though — her .
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confection | confession | concession
ao3 • jake x f!reader | multi-short | explicit | angst , smut | wc : 7.0k
summary: you have all but forgotten about the note . you watch his eyes scan the words , his voice in your head enunciates each syllable : suck them like it’s my cunt .
“ are you there , moriarty ?”
ao3 • steven x gn!reader | drabble | explicit | smut | wc : 295
“ steven , please stop ”
ao3 • steven x gn!reader | drabble | teen & up | angst | wc : 200
best laid plans
ao3 • marc x gn!reader | short | mature | fluff , humour | wc : 1.7k
summary: there isn’t a proper plan in place just yet on how marc would like to broach the subject about steven and jake to you .
the hanky panky trilogy
ao3 • moon knight system x f!reader | multi-short | explicit | smut | wc : 3.1k
summary: the moon boys like you in all your different ways — all cute .
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assessment [ 3 ] [ 4 ]
ao3 • michael perry x f!reader | multi-chapter | teen & up | fluff | wc : 7.7k
summary: you realise that the only valid reason he’d been hanging about this deliberately — it can only mean one thing : they were all assessments to see how you fared at adams elementary .
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grounded
ao3 • multi-chapter | teen & up | angst , fluff | wc : 5.7k
summary: bee-bee was the only reason that kept poe and rey together . now that he’s gone —
lost // found series
1 / bright stars
ao3 • modern au | multi-chapter | explicit | angst , smut | wc : 17.1k
summary: “ it’s something i’ve believed in for a while now , even before we — you know , got together ,” he said . “ that i’ll be — we’ll only be the best versions of ourselves when we’re together ; and — any other times we’re not , we’ll just be lesser versions of ourselves .”
2 / reckless
ao3 • modern au | multi-chapter | explicit | angst , smut | wc : 27.7k
summary: poe — mr dameron , he has an ability to kindle the softest light in her with that laugh of his , brighten the darkest enclaves in the depths of her soul , and bring a kind of warmth and comfort that she’d never known into the coldest and harshest parts of her body .
3 / sound of silence ( • • • ━ ━ ━ • • • )
ao3 • wwii au | multi-chapter | mature | angst | wc : 11.3k
summary: muted conversations that resonated through the acres of green pastures in the countryside ; a kind of silence that spoke volumes in the middle of the night , as the lights went on and off to a private rhythm only the both of them knew about .
4 / staying human
ao3 • post-apocalypse au | multi-chapter | explicit | angst , smut | wc : 13.6k
summary: she can’t remember when was the last time someone touched her — either voluntarily as a sign of affection , or just methodically doing what poe is doing now . the frenzy ended so long ago , and nobody is around anymore , nobody alive .
5 / rhyme and reason
ao3 • multi-chapter | explicit | angst , smut | wc : 25.5k
summary: the “big reveal” story that the preceding stories in the series are actually just dreams poe had — surprise! (?) each story is fragmented as dreams are , bits and pieces weaved into different settings/stories with a similarity in context you can’t quite put your finger on .
6 / burn , burn , burn
ao3 • au | explicit | angst , smut | wc : 12.6k
summary: these are chapters in correlation to each story from this collection , told from poe’s perspective before we get into the different storylines in earnest .
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ok i did it . i finally got around to putting together my masterlist .
it’s the banners guys , that’s why i’ve been procrastinating . it’s a lot of work for me without photoshop because i’m doing everything on my phone across three separate apps and not knowing if the images are pixelated until i’m seeing them on my laptop .
there’s a lot of guesstimation as well on the size when i crop the images blind , and especially when they are a set they have to all be the same size ! it’s the inconsistency that bugs me more than anything .
when you’re tired and you’re already doing something similar at work you really don’t wanna deal with all these silly intricacies you put on yourself because you’re hecking neurotic .
Firstly, I wanna say a huge CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! for doing this and fighting the procrastination! (Procrastination is a mighty beast.) 💚💚💚🫂🫂🫂
Secondly, I feel you on the annoyance with not having photoshop to edit. If it's any help, canva (if you want to use it) has an app and you can set the size of the image and then edit within that (add in screenshot/photo and make it fit like you'd like).
see i knew i should’ve used canva at some point during this tedious process i came up with 🤣 i use it at work so idk why my brain didn’t connect the dots .
i’ll give it a shot next time ! bet it’ll be more fun using canva to create banners for smut fics than the stuff at work hehe .
ok i did it . i finally got around to putting together my masterlist .
it’s the banners guys , that’s why i’ve been procrastinating . it’s a lot of work for me without photoshop because i’m doing everything on my phone across three separate apps and not knowing if the images are pixelated until i’m seeing them on my laptop .
there’s a lot of guesstimation as well on the size when i crop the images blind , and especially when they are a set they have to all be the same size ! it’s the inconsistency that bugs me more than anything .
when you’re tired and you’re already doing something similar at work you really don’t wanna deal with all these silly intricacies you put on yourself because you’re hecking neurotic .
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Summary: you wake up alone again and decide to take sweet revenge.
Warnings: porn with minimal plot, teasing, masturbation, fingering (gloves stay on), one (1) pussy slap, unprotected p i v (armor and helmet stay on), creampie. Established relationship.
- Good morning!
Unhurriedly, swaying your hips, you step into the cockpit of the Razor Crest, carrying two cups of caf. Din is already in the pilot’s seat, despite the damn early hour. You set the cups on an empty spot on the dashboard and, yawning, stretch sweetly.
- Good morning, - the man’s gaze is already fixed on you: aside from panties and a short top, you’re wearing absolutely nothing else.
- Just the way you love it, - you nod at the hot caf, then take a delighted sip of your own.
- Thanks, - Din swallows, ignoring the drink you made, - what are you doing?
- Drinking my caf, - you shrug innocently, causing one of the straps of your top to slide seductively down your shoulder.
- Why aren’t you dressed?
You hear those low notes in his voice, that familiar hoarseness, and realize that your straightforward plan is working.
You woke up alone again. And yet your man wasn’t even away on one of his missions right now - it was just that stupid habit of his of waking up at the crack of dawn and, as soon as he got out of bed, getting right down to business, depriving you of the morning sex you love so much. Clearing his throat, Din turns away and tries unsuccessfully to remember what he was doing two minutes ago.
- What’s the big deal? - you have the sweetest smile on your face.
- It’s… distracting, - your Mandalorian mutters, feigning annoyance, as if he doesn’t like what he’s seeing.
- Could it be... - you reply, leaning over the sensors and screens, studying the coordinates of the course he set; your lower back arches slightly, your butt temptingly sticking out.
Finally, you feel the sweet taste of victory: a large palm in a glove touches your leg, slowly sliding up the inside of your thigh. Smiling dreamily, you half-close your eyes in pleasure. Din’s hand caresses your soft butt with an air of ownership - he knows it belongs only to him, and that realization turns you both on.
Standing on your tiptoes, you reach for the buttons and switches and engage autopilot, then lock the cockpit door, ensuring privacy for the two of you. And then gracefully hop up onto the dashboard. Your hips end up in the perfect position - right at Din’s eye level, and your bare feet press against the armrests of his seat on either side of him.
- I woke up alone again, - you pout your lips, offended, - I wanted you to be with me so badly...
- Cyar’ika, - the man exhales guiltily, - I...
Your pussy involuntarily tightens at that tender name - you absolutely adore it when he calls you that.
- I wanted you to kiss me, - you pull up the hem of your top, baring your breasts with boldly protruding nipples, - I wanted you to caress me...
Pushing the thin fabric of your panties aside, you slide your fingertips along your exposed, already wet pussy.
Din’s heavy breathing, slightly muffled by his helmet, the way his fists clenched, and the impressive bulge in his pants encourage you to keep going. With gentle, weightless touches, you tease your swollen clit, not even trying to hold back your soft, quiet moans. This little show turns you on just as much as it does him - you could easily cum right now, in front of him.
The palms of your Mandalorian rest on your bare legs - and you spread your thighs wider. Gently sliding two fingers into your needy hole, you throw your head back and let out another desperate moan.
- Dank farrik! - Din growls, losing his patience and jumping to his feet.
Almost roughly, he snatches your hand away from your dripping pussy, and you gasp, feeling the touch of his glove’s cool, rough leather against your delicate, sensitive flesh. First, one of his thick fingers eagerly pushes inside you, and almost immediately a second one joins it. You whine and arch your back; his other hand rests on your waist and pulls you closer.
With a few precise, confident movements, he brings you to an incredibly vivid orgasm; his glove becomes completely soaked with your juices as you cum on his fingers.
Once you stop trembling, you go limp in his arms.
- No way, - Din shakes his head, still holding you with one hand while clumsily unbuttoning his pants with the other, - you’re not getting off that easy now.
Biting your lip, you smile and nod vigorously, letting him know you’re ready to take whatever he’s about to give you. Last night, just a few hours ago, he, literally folding you in half, fucked you senseless, and now he’s about to do it again. Will you ever get enough of each other? With all your heart, you hope that will never happen.
Din’s cock springs free, the head glistening with pre-cum, and your mouth instantly fills with saliva. You slide off your seat and drop to your knees, but the man catches you and yanks you up sharply, pulling you back to your feet.
- No, - turning you around with your back to him, he presses your chest against the dashboard where you were just sitting, then commands, - legs wider.
You obediently follow his order.
- Good girl, - he rewards you with a light slap on your pussy. You sob.
The next second, his thick cock fills you, thrusting all the way in to the balls with a single stroke. You cry out loudly, and a gloved hand clamps over your mouth. It smells of you, of your release, and your head is spinning.
Your Mandalorian’s outward restraint, his cool composure, the image of a ruthless warrior who destroys his enemies without batting an eye - all of it melted away like smoke dissipating into the air when the two of you were alone. Din Djarin, the man with whom you shared your bed and your life, was the most tender, the most caring, the most devoted. And he fucked you so good that you were ready to forget your own name.
The other strong hand digs into your hip so hard that it’ll probably leave bruises. He pounds into you, relentlessly, mercilessly; at first you try to move too, to find the right rhythm, but soon you give in and just let him take you however he pleases, and oh, he does it so damn well...
- Din... - you whimper, feeling the approach of orgasm.
- What is it, cyar’ika? - he breathes out, leaning toward you slightly, removing his palm from your face.
- Please… I… I need to cum…
- What should I do? - he picks up the pace slightly.
- Please… help me… please…
- Be a good girl and don’t make a noise.
His fingers find your clit and begin to circle around it lightly and quickly, each movement pushing you closer and closer to that sweet climax. A few more powerful thrusts - and you clench around his cock with a loud moan, defying his instructions. Din curses and follows you, filling you with his hot, thick cum.
It takes both of you a few moments to come to your senses. Din’s flesh leaves your body, and you, feeling hypersensitive, shudder. His sperm, mixed with your own juices, slowly trickles down the inside of your thigh.
- I’ll get a towel.
- Wait, - you catch his hand, - don’t go, stay with me.
Din hugs you with a sigh, you press your forehead against the cool metal of his helmet.
- I’m with you, always, - he assures.
- I love kissing my man after sex, - you remark, pouting slightly.
Stepping back, Din removes his helmet, and, pulling you close again, covers your lips with his.
- Just the way you love it, - he whispers into the kiss.
Warnings: no spoilers for the movie! Feel free to read even if you haven't seen it yet. Established relationship; unprotected p i v (while Din in his armor👉🏼👈🏼); oral m!receiving. A small, spicy fic with lots of love💖
Author's note: yesterday I watched The Mandalorian and Grogu. My mind is still somewhere far away from my mortal body, in some beautiful, beautiful place...
You always feel it. You always feel that you’ll see your beloved soon. Usually, you have no objective reasons to assume that this will happen. But you just know. Your heart flutters with joyful anticipation again and again, a dreamy smile doesn't leave your lips, and a barely perceptible warmth spreads deep inside your belly.
When Din appears at your doorstep, he brings with him the spirit of wanderings and distant battles. He smells of gunpowder, metal and leather, smells of his ship. Your palms rest on the armor on his chest; beskar is smooth and warm - heated by the gentle sun of your home planet.
Your fingertips touch his helmet; you can’t see his face right now, but you know with what hungry eyes he’s looking at you at this very moment. His hands lower onto your waist with a pleasant weight, and you let him draw you inside your small, cozy house.
Settling onto his lap, you begin to unhurriedly rid him of his armor. Din lets you do it without saying a word - you’ve done this so many times, he’s lost count. He knows you’ll manage.
The first thing you do is pull off his gloves; his large, rough palms immediately lay on your soft thighs, caressing them - almost timidly. This time, you haven’t seen each other for longer than usual; to tell the truth, he doubted you’d still be waiting for him. To tell the truth, he doubts it a little every damn time. But you’re always waiting for him - how could it be otherwise?
The bandolier and the belt join the gloves on the floor. The details of his armor, forged from beskar, are treated with special respect: you know how significant it is, you know that it is part of Mandalorian culture, a symbol of their traditions, a source of their pride. At that moment, Din quietly calls your name. You raise your gaze.
You don’t need his words - you understand that he can’t wait any longer. Neither can you. Usually, the two of you are in no hurry, savoring every moment of your long-awaited reunion. This time, everything is different.
Undoing his pants, you feel his taut flesh beneath your fingers and lick your parched lips. Lifting the hem of your skirt, you impatiently straddle him, and, pushing aside the thin fabric of your panties, slowly lower yourself onto his thick cock. Din tightly grips your hips, and you hear him exhale heavily beneath his helmet when he fills you completely.
You don’t try to take off his helmet - even though you desperately want to kiss him right now. But you don’t even ask him to do it. You know there are rules. And you know he’ll inevitably do it himself, because you’ve seen his beautiful face so many times. Gently pressing your palms against the metal chest plates, you lean your forehead against his helmet and moan softly.
Your bodies move in perfect rhythm. With every thrust, Din strives to penetrate you as deeply as possible; he can’t, he just can’t get enough of you - this separation has lasted far too long. You cum incredibly intensely and embarrassingly quickly, and your man, unable to hold back, follows you.
In his armor, Din looks incredibly hot - you're driven wild by that combination of power and nobility. And no matter how much you love fucking the Mandalorian in his full gear, what you both need even more is to feel each other.
A fresh scar on his left side doesn’t escape your gaze - it looks like the wound was pretty serious. Biting your lip, you gently brush your fingertips against it. You notice a couple more new ones, but this, the big one, really bothers you. Leaning in, you kiss each of them, silently praying for your love to protect him when the beskar can’t.
Strong muscles tense beneath his dusky skin when your lips touch the bottom of his stomach. Your man mutters that it isn’t necessary, but it’s what you want right now. You want all of him. The tastes of his and your release, which you can feel on your tongue, are literally intoxicating you, and his hoarse moans and his palm on your nape completely driving you crazy.
You make love two more times that night before finally falling asleep in each other’s arms, exhausted but utterly happy. As you drift off to sleep, you feel Din gently press his lips to your forehead.
Waking up in the morning, you find your beloved attentively watching you. Still sleepy, you smile at him, but he remains serious. Your heart sinks, and you snuggle closer to him.
You know he has to leave again - and, obviously, very soon. Obviously, much sooner than either of you would like. This is the way…
And you’ll let him go. You’ll tell him everything you feel, tell him how much you love him, promise him that you’ll always be waiting for him. And then you’ll let him go, knowing that he’ll always come back to you.
oh this is so sweet . 🥹 and hot of course whew ! 🥵🥵
i can only imagine what it’s like for someone like din to always be pulled away from a loved one for long stretches at a time , but it is such a comfort for him to know that no matter how far he goes he always has a home to come back to , a constant anchor that keeps his compass straight , and always steering his ship back to them .
Oh no, with 9 you have to step over Santi every time you need the restroom. How terrible 😏
This reminds me of a mobile puzzle game. Rearrange everyone, but this person can't sit next to this person, this person hates a window seat, etc.
Here's my crazy plan for how to sit with everyone except Nick:
Start in 6. Victor and Nathan are arguing with each other across you. Then Jonathan turns around when they get to a topic he knows. Llewyn is trying to nap, Cecil desperately wants to be part of the conversation but doesn't know what they're talking about. Josh catches your eye and offers seat 7 next to him, but he immediately starts telling you about his marital problems, which gets Jonathan interested and he leaves the convo with Victor & Nathan and starts talking to Josh. The next time you go to the bathroom, you politely ask Cecil to sit next to him in 2, so Jonathan and Josh don't have to get up.
Steven's vegan meal gets mixed up with yours, so you scoot over to 8 to eat with him and Robbie. Santi and Marc are quietly talking shit about Orestes. You want to hear the drama, so you lie and say you read your original ticket seat of 6 wrong, so you were supposed to be in 9 the whole time. They let you move, but they stop talking smack. :( You get really nervous when you hit some turbulence, and Santi's story about the worst helicopter ride of his life does NOT help, but Poe's reassurance does. He offers for you to come sit in 5.
When it finally calms down, you hurry to the restroom, but on your way back is more turbulence. You slide into 4 with William so Poe doesn't have to get up. Nick keeps kicking your seat in his sleep, so you can't sleep, either. That guy you saw across from 6 earlier looked quiet, so you ask to sit with Llewyn in 1 and catch some sleep. By the time the flight is nearly done, you're feeling a little sick and ready to just get off the plane. You want to talk to Poe again to keep you calm, but Mikael suggests you sit in 10, so you can get up quickly if you need the restroom and/or leave first when you land.
assessment , chapter 4 — pg-13 ; michael perry x reader
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title: assessment — chapter 4
pairing: michael perry x fem!reader
rating: pg-13 , teen and up
summary: you watch him struggle , waving his hand in the air animatedly , as if trying to conjure the right words to fix this — whatever this is that’s happening right now .
x-post: here .
content : first kiss . fluff . mild humour . anxieties . socially awkward things . misunderstandings . idiots with crushes . drinking . one (1) y/n insert ; i’m sorry i really did try to avoid it .
a/n : there are already two preceding chapters on ao3 , but they are just setting up the scene with a lot of internal monologues . if you’re interested , you can read the full story , and chapter 3 here . :)
ps : i was listening to hands down by dashboard confessional a lot while writing this chapter .
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Michael Perry likes you.
He likes you.
He likes you.
He likes —
The words swirl like a litany that won’t quite settle in your befuddled mind.
You stare at your reflection in the vanity mirror, and you have to laugh at how simple it all has been. So silly that you’ve spent the better part of the day worried sick that he is going to fire you, when in reality, he’s just a little shy and socially awkward and needs a bit of liquid courage — because he likes you.
You never knew he likes you, never knew why he even likes you — why would he?
His last girlfriend changed the course of the entire school and made it for the better. You couldn’t even get two students to stop harassing the sea creatures at the aquarium, and you were all ready to bail and call it a day.
Who are you compared to her?
That’s not to say that you don’t like Michael. Of course, you do — who doesn’t?
You’ve taken a liking to him since the first day you stepped into Adams Elementary.
You like the way he looks in his dark leather jacket draped over his red plaid shirt. And on hotter days, when he has on a black Henley with the buttons undone, and you can see a peek of the dipped valley on his sternum — it makes you feel things you haven’t felt about someone in the longest time.
You try not to linger outside his classroom when he shows his students how to line dance to some silly song he made up about maths. You try not to seem too eager when he walks into the faculty pantry, choosing instead to gather your things and rush off to your next class. Just in case you do something humiliating in front of him, when he happens to take the empty seat beside you.
Even Mr Manson likes Michael — and he doesn’t even swing that way, at least he doesn’t think so.
“He just has that — je ne sais quoi about him,” the former Adams Elementary teacher told you once during recess.
“You mean his dumptruck ass?” You muttered into your pastrami sandwich so only the two of you can hear and giggle about it like a couple of five-year-olds.
But, you can’t deny it — there is something you can’t quite put your finger on about Michael. Whether it’s the way he lights up with the kids, or the way he moves down the hallways with a slight swagger in his steps — or his dumptruck ass. Even those slivers of silver streaking across his bed of curls seem to shine when they catch the sunlight just right on a Wednesday afternoon.
You let out a slow breath. You should head back out there and explain things. You have probably embarrassed yourself enough tonight, perhaps even embarrassed him inadvertently with the way you’re behaving — running off like that.
You rub the blush off your face, and comb your fingers through your hair to make yourself slightly more presentable; before turning on your heels to exit the bathroom —
“Jesus — Michael!” You let out a surprised yelp when you come face-to-face with him on the other side of the door.
He might’ve toppled onto you if his hands hadn’t been bracing the doorframe, and you spin yourself right back into the bathroom, your heart just about to beat right out of your ribcage.
“I’m sorry! I’msorryI’msorry —” He clamours, as he enters the confined space and shuts the door behind him.
When you turn back with your hand upon your thundering chest, he’s standing a few feet away, a tentative hand extended toward you, as if you’re a jittery deer about to bolt through the narrow window behind you.
You drop your hands to your hips, staring at him in silence.
Michael bows his head under your heavy scrutiny, and huffs in resignation.
“OK. I — I’ve been told that I talk shit when I’ve had too much to drink,” he finally confesses after a while. “I-I didn’t mean to scare you earlier — I just —”
You chew on your bottom lip, and pack your hands into your back pockets. You watch him struggle, waving his hand in the air animatedly, as if trying to conjure the right words to fix this — whatever this is that’s happening right now.
It’s a stark contrast to the man who, just moments ago, has all the words in the world pouring out of him. Now, he is bumbling through his inarticulation to string a proper sentence together — and for a flashing moment, you think you have found something else that you might like about him.
“Shit, here goes —” he mumbles under his breath, starting from the top. “I looked serious earlier — at the aquarium… I think — I mean, I-I-I guess — it was because I was thinking — how I won’t see you for the next few months.”
You soften, tilting your head at him.
“Which is why I asked you for drinks,” he lifts his shoulders with forced nonchalance, eyes fixated on something just left of the cuff of your jeans. “Which is why I’m — holding you hostage for hours telling you my life story —”
“Which is why I got creepy and made you bolt for the bathroom — which I’m — Idon’tknow — grateful for, I guess?” He lets out a breathy laugh, shaking his head at himself. “Because at least you’re not — running out of the bar, calling the cops on me or — something.”
It feels like forever, before Michael musters the courage to meet your gaze again; and you give yourself a few moments to indulge in the warmth of his keening brown eyes.
“Well, I can’t exactly leave —” you finally say, shrugging. “You drove me here.”
He quirks an eyebrow at you; not quite sure if you’re being serious or —
A timid smile breaks upon your face, and his whole body slackens with a soft laugh.
“Geez, Y/N,” he murmurs, a nervous hand scrubbing down his face.
Your smile widens slightly; you like how your name sounds rolling off his tongue.
“It’s just — I was just — surprised, that’s all,” you can’t help the flush skittering across your cheeks. “I didn’t know you — like me too.”
A soft, lopsided smile tugs at his lips, complementing the playful glint dancing in his crinkled eyes.
“I do,” he says, shoving his hands into his jean pockets; stepping into your space. “I do like you — a lot.”
“Ever since you coaxed that kid down from the tree —”
“Julius.”
“Ever since you coaxed Julius down from the tree,” he rectifies, chuckling lightly. “Being all nice about it without telling him off like the other teachers.”
“Or when you sit with Sarah after school to help her with her schoolwork — or when you tried and failed to get Peter to stop egging the eels on — but you tried anyway…”
He’s moved closer now; so close that his shoulders frame your periphery, and you can smell the faint scent of his cologne mixed with beer and the greasy bar kitchen.
“Or when Sarah came up top in her class, and you did that cute little dance backstage,” he grins, rolling his hips in clumsy imitation of the victory dance you never knew he saw.
Your face darkens to a violent red, smacking his chest — playfully.
“There’s just this — what’s that funny word Manson used,” he mulls feignedly, catching your retrieving hand to lace his fingers between yours. “Jen nay say quah about you?”
You dip your head to hide your snorting laugh, your forehead falling upon his chest to feel his heart racing underneath the impish façade. The way he butchers the French is tragic — but, you find it endearing nonetheless.
“Shit — you heard that, huh?” You mutter, your gaze raising but just a smidge to catch his face inches away from yours; close enough to spot the faint stubble along his jaw, and the hint of blush climbing up his neck.
“Dumptruck ass — I believe is the English translation,” he sniggers.
He reaches out to tuck the loose strand behind your ear, triggering a shiver that slides down your spine when you see him licking his lips a muted sheen.
“Too.”
“Huh?” Your eyes snap up from his mouth, meeting his intent eyes that are ever observant of you.
“You said,” a hopeful smirk pulls across his face. “You didn’t know I like you — too.”
You drop your gaze again, pursing your lips to a thin line as he pulls you closer to him, his hands finding homes on the contours of your waist.
“You like me — too?” His voice droops an octave lower, smugness bracketing the corners of his mouth.
Oh, my — the audacity of this man. The way he oscillates between nervous energy and surprise confidence; damn, if it doesn’t make the butterflies in your stomach take flight.
You swallow, nodding slowly, eyes lowering to his lips that are suddenly looking very luscious under the dim light.
They curve into a gentle smile — and it’s the last thing you see before your eyes flutter close at the feel of his mouth aligning with yours, the taste of beer and something tantalising permeating upon your tongue.
The demure restraint in his kiss flits across your lips, featherlight and innocent like the one with your high school sweetheart seemingly from another lifetime.
When his tongue just delicately swipes along the seams of your sensitive skin, it jolts electric down to the pit of your stomach — down there. Your fingers crook at the belt loops of his jeans, pulling him to you as you melt into the kiss, surprising even yourself when you let out a soft groan that curls the corners of his lips against yours.
It emboldens him to push himself flush onto you entirely against the wall; the comfortable weight weaseling a yielding sigh from your chest, as you angle your head to deepen the kiss — this time, stealing a delighted moan from him.
The measure of time slips away, and you lose track of how long you’ve been making out in the bathroom. The space shrinks and the air swirls visceral, every passing second escalates to something urgent — something desperate.
You gasp when Michael breaks from the kiss only to latch his mouth to that tender spot behind your ear. His tongue lapping and his teeth nipping at your skin, echoing the circular motion of his hands under your shirt, mapping out the dimpled curve of your spine.
When you feel his fingers slink along your bra strap, yours thread into the buttery soft curls at the back of his head. Your thigh rubs against his, feeling his erection growing steadily with every rut of your gyrating hips; chasing after something delicious that is comparable to the phantom taste he left in your mouth.
His mouth returns to ravage yours like you hold the next breath that he needs so direly, his fingers carving reckless crescent marks on your back, as you claw at him like a life buoy, anchoring yourself against the currents threatening to pull you under.
You don’t know how far you both would’ve gone in this repellent space at the back of the local bar — when the sudden rattle of the doorknob tears the both of you apart.
“Someone in there?” The voice from the other side of the door calls out, pounding on the peeled door frame.
Michael’s hands retract from under your shirt to poise on either side of your head, caging you in. He presses his forehead heavily against yours for purchase, as your panting breaths billow in the narrow valley between your mouths, molten warmth smearing down both your heaving bodies.
“You wanna get out of here?” He husks, lifting his chin to graze his lips across your forehead; the words lingering upon your skin like a kind of guileless hope.
You’re still blinking away the stars in your eyes, your skin still tingling from where he touched you — when he pulls back to look at you. A smile tweaks at your lips when you note his mussed hair, his brown eyes heavy and dark and pleading — waiting for you to say yes.
Your hands creep up his stubbled jaw, the roughness rasping against your callouses, before you wrap your fingers around his rumpled collar, drawing him back in to capture his lips again — in your own way, saying yes.
“He just has that — je ne sais quoi about him,” the former Adams Elementary teacher told you once during recess.
“You mean his dumptruck ass?” You muttered into your pastrami sandwich so only the two of you can hear and giggle about it like a couple of five-year-olds.
I snorted out loud at this! That ass is a work of art!!
And he traps her in the bathroom! Michael, no!!! But also, whatever will they do behind a locked door...
That kiss was incredible!!!! My computer is on fire and I am having a cold shower now to cope OMG
Please tell me there will be a next part!!!! That was incredible and I need more!
That ass is a work of art!! <- it isssss look at itttttt look at it goooooo
Please tell me there will be a next part!!!! That was incredible and I need more! <-
i’ve always pictured michael as this innocent fella snorts surrreeeeee and i think that’s why i ended things the way it did ?
that being said — my perverted brain having gone where it has gone , i have actually made extensive notes on how things unfold after . i’m just not sure if i should proceed .
but since you asked so nicely bex — let me table this to the committee (voices in my head) again and get back to you on that hehe .
ahhhh so glad you enjoyed this ! thank you so much for the comments , they have made my day 🥹💛💛
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assessment , chapter 3 — pg-13 ; michael perry x reader
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title: assessment — chapter 3
pairing: michael perry x fem!reader
rating: pg-13 , teen and up
summary: when you look over at the bar , your breath catches . michael is watching you over his shoulder , his face flushed , and his eyes glassy . there’s this — soft , dopey smile hanging upon his lips .
x-post: here .
content : first kiss . fluff . mild humour . anxieties . socially awkward things . misunderstandings . idiots with crushes . drinking . one (1) y/n insert ; i’m sorry i really did try to avoid it .
ps : there are already two preceding chapters on ao3 , but they are just setting up the scene with a lot of internal monologues .
if you’re interested , you can read the full story . :)
otherwise , tl;dr : reader is a new teacher starting out at adams elementary and on the last day of school , she surmises that michael has been quietly evaluating her throughout the school year . when he invites her for drinks after they chaperoned a school trip together , she thinks she’s going to get fired .
a/n : my brain went on overdrive earlier this month , and i accidentally bulldozed my self-confidence to the ground . i’m still picking up the pieces — again . probably not the best OI character to help with that — but ! it’s been comforting writing this .
it’s all very self-indulgent really , but i hope you’ll stay and read a little . :)
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“I’m gonna grab another beer — you want anything?”
Before you can even say no, Michael is already sidling out of the booth you have been holed up in for the last three hours.
His foot catches on the seat, and your heart jumps as your eyes widen at his flailing arms. Despite the physics that you wouldn’t reach him in time before he facepalms on the greasy floor, you’re already halfway across the booth out of sheer instinct.
Luckily, he grips onto the edge of the table just in time, and your brows lift as you watch his face tinges a shade darker, laughing at himself.
“I’m OK! I’m — OK,” he flashes you a thumbs up, before he stumbles his way across the room.
You settle back into the faux leather seat with a heavy sigh, and start picking at a soggy fry from your plate, pulling it apart between your fingers. Your eyes drift over to him again at the bar, where he holds up two fingers at the bartender. You wonder briefly if he’d somehow trip on his foot again just by standing there.
Another drink would be a bad idea; you’d be throwing up in his car before the night is over. You’ve barely even touched your dinner this whole night with this queasiness rumbling in your stomach.
Michael, on the other hand, has polished off the burger and fries on his plate, and washed them down with three bottles of beer — all while he yammers on and on and on.
Jeez Louise — the man can talk!
He doesn’t utter a word to you for a whole year, and now he’s rattling off like he’s on the clock in a therapy session. One moment it was something about the suburbia drama with the parents during the school bake sale. The next it was back to some incident with the first graders over in the east wing. He even stole a few laughs from you when he did an impression of Principal Alberts during the Monday assemblies.
He barely pauses between thoughts, his third beer already gone flat in front of him. You can only nod along while you nurse your first beer, pacing yourself so you don’t overexert your stomach that’s all twisted in knots — waiting for him to run out of steam or get to the point.
You can’t exactly tuck tail and head for the exit either. It wouldn’t look good on you for this — assessment. Besides, your car is parked back at Adams Elementary, and —
Oh gosh, how are you going to get back home now when he’s too inebriated to drive?
Michael drives a stick, and you haven’t driven a manual since — your driver’s ed test.
Your head drops back with another hefty sigh, eyes falling shut as your leg bounces under the table — this really is not how you’d like to start your summer break.
When you look over at the bar, your breath catches. Michael is watching you over his shoulder, his face flushed, and his eyes glassy. There’s this — soft, dopey smile hanging upon his lips; a complete contrast to the way he looked at you at the aquarium.
It’s probably the beer playing tricks on you, making you notice things that might have human resources all up on your case if they knew. But — something about the way the light at the bar casts a soft glow overhead, that silver streak glistening like a skewed halo upon his trimmed curls.
Dare you say he even looks — cute…
Ohhhh-kay, yeah, it’s definitely the alcohol — you surmise with a sharp breath, pushing your bottle of beer across the table.
You try not to stare as Michael makes his way back to you, bottles wedged between his fingers in one hand, while the other is shoved in his jeans pocket, his arm flexing —
You clear your throat, and smile tightly at him, as he reclaims his seat next to you in the booth.
“So, how’s your first year been at Adams?” He asks, sliding a new frosty one over to you.
“Is it uh — everything you ever hoped for?” He adds with a playful wink, taking a swig from his bottle.
You stare after him with a raised brow and a wiry smile, amused.
You’d thought he was going to pick up where he left off. He’d told you as much too before pausing mid-conversation for a refill. Something about the parent-trigger effort, and how Adams Elementary was caught in the midst of it all.
Perhaps even something about his last girlfriend. You’re surprised he hasn’t told you why they broke up, when he’d already divulged to you about the time he missed three classes because of an expired sandwich from the school cafeteria, and he was hovered over the toilet vomiting his guts out.
Who knows anymore what he’s going to say next, the way he whiplashes between topics.
“Well, it’s been uh — interesting, to say the least,” you answer hesitantly, as you trace the dewy condensation on your beer bottle.
Suddenly, you’re very aware that you have to present your case without having had time to prepare the way you did for the job interview. And for a fleeting moment, you wish he’d continued talking instead, yap for another hour about his misadventures in school — anything but to be under such scrutiny, be the one talking.
“It’s just — a lot to take in, you know,” you stammer, as Michael keeps his eyes trained on you, his brows arched with curiosity.
“I mean, it’s expected,” you tear your eyes away from him, if only to stay focused on your thoughts — not get distracted. “I know what I’m getting myself into. It’s just — everything is always happening at the same time, you know, with the students and the faculty—”
“And the parents?” Michael chimes in with an airy chuckle, his heavy-lidded gaze ever unwavering.
“Y-Yeah. The parents too,” you murmur, tucking a loose strand of your hair behind your ear.
You want to tell him more — that bit of a squabble with Jackson’s mum about him getting a B instead of an A for English, or when Milly’s dad was just a smidge too friendly with you during the PTA…
“I-It’s been a learning curve,” you reply instead, before taking a long pull from your bottle, the bitter aftertaste fizzling upon your tongue.
If this is an assessment, you’d like to be honest with Michael. Tell him enough to evaluate you fairly, but not so much that it reflects poorly on your future at Adams.
You’re just having a hard time finding the perfect balance, especially when your head is fuzzy from the alcohol, and he’s still looking at you with his head tilted, eyes soft with a whisper of a smile tugging at the corner of his lips.
“But you’re doing good work with Sarah though,” Michael says, his voice dropping lightly as he leans forward. “All those extra hours after school, just to help her out — she’s really taken to you.”
“It’s nothing, really,” your cheeks flush, suddenly very interested in your beer bottle again.
“Are you kidding?” His smile brightens. “I don’t know how you do it. You just seem to get them, you know?”
“Well,” you scoff with a nervous laugh. “I definitely didn’t get Peter and Jacob just now. I can never do what you just did at the aquarium — they adore you.”
“Yeah,” he huffs, reclining back into the seat; his lips lingering by the throat of his bottle. “That was a bit of a disaster, huh?”
The air thickens again, asphyxiating you, a choking heat crawling up your neck.
“Michael, am I getting fired?” You blurt out before you can stop yourself.
His brows pinch, and he gulps his beer quickly to speak: “What?”
You close your eyes, kneading your fingers across your forehead. It’s been a long day, and it’s been a long few hours walking on eggshells — you really just want to get this over and done with.
You scoot closer to him in the booth, your knees bumping his under the table; oblivious to how his breath hitches when you just — lunge at him like that, as every part of you claws for that dangling string of redemption.
“I-I know I don’t do big classes well. I know you caught me yelling at them a few times — which I shouldn’t, I know — but I can do better,” you rush through your words, unaware how his wide eyes stare fixedly at the narrow space between your bodies. “I can, I can learn to do better. I just need a bit more time to — I-I don’t know, acclimate to the pressure —”
You draw in a lungful of breath, and despite yourself, tears prickle at the corners of your eyes.
“And I know I — messed things up at the aquarium,” your voice fractures. “If you weren’t there and Peter had somehow broken the display glass — I really wouldn’t know what to do, but I just — I just need — you need to know that I can —”
“Whoa, whoa — slow down…”
You pause when you feel his hand over yours, giving it a firm squeeze.
When you open your eyes again — eyes you didn’t realise you have closed; he is looking at you with that — strange kind of tenderness in his warm brown eyes.
“No one’s getting fired here, alright?” Michael assures with a few comforting strokes upon your palm.
“But —” you cock your head, brows knitted. “Isn’t that why you’re on this trip — to assess me?”
“Assess — what are you talking about?” He chuckles, staring at you carefully.
“I mean — you’ve been evaluating me throughout the year,” you croak. “You’re always there — watching me.”
His eyebrows shoot up. His mouth opens and closes and opens again as his face rouges a deeper crimson.
“Listen,” he finally says. “Me and my singing — that’s all just to distract them.”
“You know, kinda like shaking a toy in front of a few excited puppies,” he waves a slackened hand in front of you. “Or-or-or shining a laser pointer at a box of kittens.”
“But you take your time,” his voice drops to a whisper, as he shifts closer to you.
Your knees now press resolutely against each other, and all at once — you are very aware of the weight of his hand upon yours, holding you still.
“You figure out their quirks, you find out what makes them tick and work to their advantage,” he tells you. “You get the uh — donkey to the water — or whatever the saying is.”
“I do?” You mumble.
“You have no idea how long Miss Harper tried to crack Sarah, and failed,” he soothes. “I mean, it’s not just Sarah — Lateef and Maddy a-a-and what’shisface — the kid who got stuck on a tree back in February?”
You think for a moment, before scrunching your nose: “Julius?”
His lips tighten into a big smile, and his eyes light up.
“He loves you — and I mean, he loves you,” he emphasises with a slight roll of his eyes. “Wouldn’t shut up about you in my classes.”
“Huh — I thought he hates me,” you titter, rubbing your sniffling nose. “I heard his parents were going to file a lawsuit, because I, you know — yanked him down from the tree.”
“The boy has a bit of a fear of heights,” Michael’s smile softens as he shakes his head. “But you talked sense into him. You made him come down on his own.”
His thumb traces slow circles against your skin, drawing your attention again to your joined hands resting on his — thigh.
You should let go. HR would have plenty to say if they know what you’re both up to — whatever it is you’re both up to right now.
But, the way your hand fits so comfortably in his, warm and large enough that your entire hand disappears into his palm — pulling away suddenly feels like the hardest thing to do.
“So,” you meet his gaze reluctantly. “We’re not having drinks right now because you’re gonna — fire me?”
“You — you thought I was —” He pauses, astonishment flickering in his eyes.
“You just — you looked so serious back at the aquarium when you were — when I was with Sarah…” you murmur.
“Come on — you’re one of the few good ones we have,” he says. “Even if I do have a say on who stays and who goes — you’re definitely staying.”
You nod your head tentatively, exhaling in a whoosh; fighting the urge to rub your thumb against his hand.
“Sucks though, huh,” you snicker instead. “That you’re stuck chaperoning with me.”
He lets out an anxious laugh: “Well. Wouldn’t say I was — stuck…”
You look up to see his eyes dip but a fraction of a second to your lips.
“Just — didn’t know how else to get you alone,” his voice low, like he’s dragging the words up from somewhere deep within him, his tongue etching the syllables at the edge of his mouth.
You blink, your brain screeches to a halt — Huh?
“Shit —” Michael’s face contorts into a grimace almost immediately. “That sounded better in my head.”
The clink of shot glasses and beer bottles, the roar of drunken conversations, the jukebox playing a country folk tune you can’t quite name — everything that makes the local bar come alive on a Friday night, they all just fade into a distant hum.
The booth you’re both huddled in suddenly feels impossibly small, and it’s like someone has turned up the heat, the way his breath is caressing your face. It warms the apples of your cheeks, spreads like wildfire down the column of your neck.
You pull your hand back slowly, a dizzy spell washes over you as if you’re caught in a heatstroke.
The crack in his voice saying your name cuts through the fog in your brain like a knife, and —
“Ineedtogotothebathroom,” the words tumble out in one panicked string, as you edge out of the booth hastily.
“Wait — I didn’t mean… — shit!” — but you’re already halfway across the bar.
eeeee thank you for reading fen ! 💛
and for leaving comments on ao3 you sneaky cutie you 🥹🥹🥹
definitely had fun writing michael as this adorable bumbling disaster and at the expense of reader 😅 but i just don’t know how else to get these two idiots together !!
Of course they don’t like Milly Alcock’s Supergirl. She’s a grown ass woman with zero love interests who spends the movie saving her dog, casually dismantling a sex trafficking ring while she’s at it, and preaching the importance of being good, not nice or smiley or cheerful but good. I for one adored the movie and I really hope I’ll get to see more of Alcock’s Supergirl she’s now my favorite iteration of her and I love her so dearly.
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This interview is everything and I need the full ass recording of them on that zoom call talking about all kinds of movies. And all the giggling as they’re recalling memories like watching Django Unchained while being high as a kite? PLEASE 😭😂🙌
The Topgun Maverick story cracked me up, because that was exactly like when my wife dragged me to see the movie - and I was utterly outraged by fuckin’ terrible it was and wouldn’t shut up again 😂 I feel your pain, Elvira!
Also:
The documentary KING HAMLET, which Elvira shot and doesn’t just show the whole process of when Oscar started preparing to play Hamlet on Broadway, but also covers a lot of private moments of them at home and when his mom passed away, and when their first kid was born. I’ve watched it many times since it was first released during the NY DOC festival last year, but still bought the rental on Letterbox’d this week to rewatch it and to support them since it’s an independent release 🙌
Watch the King Hamlet docu here!! Very much worth the $19.99 (if that’s in your budget)