idfk what to put

What percentage of the Kings Landing population got herded into the dragonpit by the gold cloaks for Aegon Coronation Dragon 9/11 in season one AND got herded by the velaryon troops into the high sept to witness Rhaenyra coke ranting about being the Prince that was promised against the northern apocalypse in season three AND will in two years go onto storm the dragon pit in season four do we think

this is my fleabottom resident OC the unluckiest girl in the world. Her mama was a white worm informant and died in that horrible fire. Three days later, on the way to the market with her five year old half-sister, they got herded into the dragonpit for Aegon’s coronation by the gold cloaks and separated in the rubble of dragon 9/11. She never found her again. Her betrothed leaves her to sneak out of the city because he thinks he’s a dragonseed and wants to try his hand at honor and glory by claiming a dragon and is summarily incinerated. Her oldest half-brother gets conscripted to die defend Rook’s Rest, which means that her stepdad has to pick up extra shifts as a ratcatcher to support her and her other half-brother, until Aegon hangs him for catching rats. The blockade is hard on her and her remaining half-brother both, but they manage to scrape together enough with him lying about his age to enlist in the gold cloaks and her lucking into a gig as a scullery in the red keep. Unfortunately for them Rhaenyra seizes the city, which means she gets detained, sharply questioned, and fired with the rest of the kitchen staff for perceived disloyalty. When she finally gets out of the black cells she learns her brother has been disemboweled on his first day on shift due to the treacherous machinations of Ormund Hightower AND also Rhaenyra never paid him so they’re broke. While figuring out what she is possibly going to do, she gets swept off the street and into the courtyard by velaryon troops and forced to witness Rhaenyra coke ranting about the icy northern apocalypse that ordains her to the throne or they are all going to die and also she killed the Pope so mass is cancelled. This does nothing but contribute to her decision to kill Dreamfyre with a rock the next year and die in the attempt. She will be forgotten by history but her contribution to creating a world without dragon warlords still matters.

oh and like any good house of the dragon OC her biological father is daemon targaryen she was conceived during his dead baby brothel sex party in the pilot but that’s hardly here or there really he didn’t give her anything but the family tendency to get caught up in things

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

i don't really want to weight in on the "using big words in your writing is ableist" discourse happening on tiktok because i'm like 90% certain it's an anti-intellectual psyop to stir up drama in online circles to promote the use of ai to summarize literally everything and thus feeding the LLMs and lowering the populace's mistrust of such tools but i also have to say: dictionaries and thesauruses are the most accessible they've ever been. if you use an e-reader of any kind you can look up a word without leaving the page. there's a plethora of online dictionaries and if you just type a word + "meaning" into google it'll usually give you a definition. we used to have pocket dictionaries we used when reading in class. i have two on my shelf right now that i used in high school. stop letting the fascists purposefully misuse anti-ableism rhetoric to trick you into never thinking again.

i don't really want to weight in on the "using big words in your writing is ableist" discourse happening on tiktok because i'm like 90% certain it's an anti-intellectual psyop to stir up drama in online circles to promote the use of ai to summarize literally everything and thus feeding the LLMs and lowering the populace's mistrust of such tools but i also have to say: dictionaries and thesauruses are the most accessible they've ever been. if you use an e-reader of any kind you can look up a word without leaving the page. there's a plethora of online dictionaries and if you just type a word + "meaning" into google it'll usually give you a definition. we used to have pocket dictionaries we used when reading in class. i have two on my shelf right now that i used in high school. stop letting the fascists purposefully misuse anti-ableism rhetoric to trick you into never thinking again.

if there is one thing that tumblr has done to my texting it is the inclusion of arrows <- uses arrows basically anywhere <- loves arrows <- #myarrows

It seems like we're just feeding characters to Miss Piggy at this point

How many of these movies have you seen that people said “you haven’t seen [blank] yet??” to me about

Shout out to the (many) times I got called an elitist gatekeeper for saying that the only real way to fully understand a work of fiction is to experience it firsthand and that summaries and reviews are not a replacement for that

To quote what a friend of mine said after she watched Jerry Maguire (1996) for the first time, having thought she knew what it was about because of its cultural ubiquity: “you miss a lot of a movie when you don’t watch it”

you ever be listening to music and go “wait i like this song” like obviously dude it’s on your playlist

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

On the one hand, i’m amused at the joke. On the other hand, I’m a librarian and this shelving is horrifying.

Well, no shelving system is without fault.