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i made my daughter dino chicken nuggets and she refused to eat them because “they are made from dinosaureses”

my frontal lobe is now developed, but i’m still stupid

i have finished: csi, csi: vegas, csi ny and now i’m a season away from finishing csi miami. what am i going to watch after this is over???

happy easter 🐣

i think i’d be a great gameshow host (i’d feel bad and say everyone wins)

this weird toothless guy is tryna flirt with me

i’m exhausted, fam

ordering pizza with any topping you want is peak adulting

i have had no thoughts just the theme song to inspector gadget stuck in my head

congrats to my husband but also i’m sad that he’s ugly again

sos, been binge watching wildcard kitchen