I’m Baby, Send Help

I hope parallel universe me is doing ok right now

nerd

Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

dramantis 

Tumblr is ruining me because at first I didn’t even see anything wrong with this

there is nothing wrong with true love

ok but why steal your ex’s netflix when you can buy your own

my sister thought bdsm was a myers-briggs personality type and i havent stopped thinking about it since she told me

dont lie to us, that was baja blast you sprayed

do not bother seal rescue ireland.

imagine getting banned from social media for saying what snape did to dumbledore

what did he do to dumbeldore

he fucked that old man

Can someone from the Pokemon fandom explain this, I don’t understand nurse Joy’s reaction.

Ho-oh is basically a minor deity, so nurse joy pretty much just heard this ten year old say “i threw a rat at a god.”

i threw a rat at a god