It's just an impuls

i don’t want a job i want to read good books and drink good coffee and get kissed on the neck

“van gogh ate yellow paint because-” he was suicidal, karen

“If Van Goah had antidepressants, we wouldn’t have his artwo-” We’d have a lot more of his work, Karen, and who the fuck cares about what we get from him  he deserved to be well, karen. 

“he cut his ear off for a woman because he lo-” because he was mentally ill, Karen.

sure i guess sex is okay but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper

pls drink a lot of wine and be extraordinarily well read and buy too much perfume and write a few too many love letters and spread affection and poetry wherever you go

I met Ryan Reynolds and told him we was my idol. He kissed me on the forehead, whispered, “You look like a fucking badger,” and walked away.

If someone told me this was an actually interaction they had with him I wouldn’t be surprised.

I forgot to read the blog name and just wrote it off as “yep that’s Reynolds.”