I keep my bitcoins in my pussy just like Sonic

I’m sorry WHAT

I keep my bitcoins, in my pussy, just, like, Sonic

do you accept constructive criticism?

no

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

what the FUCK

???!!!!??

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

???? what??? the fuck???????

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

Why people in the notes writing thesis statements about how it’s fake. We know it’s fake bitch, Magic ain’t real. It’s a dope trick that we enjoy.

I’m the screaming at the last second

cuz im strong

I’m actually hype it’s a female globetrotter

She need a wife?

Awe this is too dope! 😍

I’m not ya type, leave me alone

Stay close to people who make you feel like it’s okay to be yourself. 

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