Baby Jaskier

All three PLEASE

the most precious princess in the whole world

Sir I am not your strongest soldier AT ALL 🙃

Fuckkkk

The duality of this man needs to be studied

lord please save me from these hips

I wanna bite his nose…or ride it

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My rap line:

this man seriously had unparalleled job security i swear to god

Ya'll are hysterical

Geralt's a bartender with a teeny tiny massive crush on the local musician Jaskier who plays at his bar every week. His favorite part of the night is when Jaskier comes up to the bar after his set and chats away to him, high off the adrenalin of performing. That is until one night when instead of his usually bubbly voice calling out before he's even seated, Jaskier sits nervously at the bar and orders an angel shot

meanwhile jaskier gets hauled over geralt's shoulder and is shouting as he's carried away because anD ANOTHER THING-

I WILL sew him little outfits, me and me mum used to make clothes for my webkinz and this is a justified use of my talents