You’re Under My Skin Man, The Fuck Can I Do?

lets also not forget the first time he called him baby

Yeah i know, it’s not in an actual episode, but i needed an excuse to keep this post alive.

"Ash? The redneck stoner with a mullet? The guy that lives in Ellen's basement? Absolutely fucking not! He's gonna give you an STD just by bein around him!"

"I think Jo's got the eye for ya, and since I don't want Ellen on my ass, you're gonna have to let her down easy. She's too much woman for a guy like you, abd chances are she'll stab you in your sleep"

"I don't want you talkin to that Crowley kid. I don't like his attitude, and his mama's clearly some kinda witch. That boy is gonna string you along and break your heart, and I ain't about to go to jail for putting a bullet through his head."

"No, you're not going to Lisa's house. That's final. You two either have your little study session in your room with the door open or not at all"

"Don't even think about it- Dean, that Cajun boy is a military brat! He's nothing but trouble and noncommitment! And no son of mine is gonna end up a widow to a man named 'Benny'. Not even a Benjamin"

"You ain't seeing Amara again! That woman is too old for you. I don't care if you're a legal adult! While you're livin under my roof, you ain't seeing anyone older than 2 years your senior and that's being generous."

"Here" John hands Dean a taser. "If that new snot-nosed British brat starts talkin to ya, use it on him" Dean cringes, "Ketch? Gross dad. He ain't exactly my type."

"Yeah, well, your track record is shit, and I saw him eyeing your mom yesterday. I just want you to give him a warning shot for me"

And one day, during the holidays years later, Dean brings home Castiel

And John does the whole "puffed up chest, cold shoulder, critical eye" thing where he's trying to size Cas up

And Castiel, dorky lil dude in a hand-me-down trenchcoat and a crooked tie, meets John's stare every time. Answers all his leading questions and sarcasm with stoic confidence and defiance. Openly presses himself against Dean's side on every opportunity, staring John down as if to dare him to call them out on it

Cas has heard the horror stories of Dean's dating life growing up

Now I’m imagining a scenario where Dean and Cas get atttacked by an angel, in a moment of desparation Dean grabs Cas's blade and stabs the angel. I mean it won't work but desparation yk? But then the angel actually dies and looks suprised about it. Dean asks Cas wth just happened, and Cas not wanting to admit that he left some grace in him during hell rescue, just goes "idk, its a pointy thing, you stabbed him, gotta go” grabs his blade and flies away goodbye stranger style. And ofc Dean doesn't question him further. Because what's he gonna do? Face the uncomfortable truth? Please (also goodbye stranger style).

Later they get attacked again, this time Sam grabs the blade and stabs the angel. It worked with Dean, it should work now too right? Wrong. Nothing happens, so the angel and Sam stand there like 🧍🧍"why did you think this would work?" and Sam's like "it worked the last time?"

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Every Shane & Ilya Kiss: Season 1

Dean just finished missing Cas and being betrayed by him in s6, followed by grieving Cas so bad he went suicidal about it in s7, to finally getting Cas back. For literally one minute.

Cas leaves him! He keeps on leaving him over and over and over! He left Dean when he was surrounded by monsters as the only human in Purgatory. Like, yes, Cas is a Leviathan magnet. But Dean, as the only human there, is ALSO a beacon for every single monster ever. He didn't even stick around for one extra minute to tell him why he was leaving. In classic Cas style, he literally pulls a disappearing act.

Then Dean looks for him for a whole year. Cas lies to him and leaves him yet again. Dean grieves him during his PTSD era again. Then Cas comes back. Lies and leaves again. Dean confesses his love essentially in s8. Cas lies and leaves again.

And then, Cas is grievously injured yet again. And they help him. And he doesn't even have a good reason for why he didn't trust Dean with the tablet. (You didn't trust ME!).

And then Cas begins to leave again. Dean expresses doubts about Metatron. He believes Naomi a bit. None of it matters.

"Dean, I'm not wrong. I have to fix this." --- most cursed cas thesis.

And he leaves yet again.

Phewwwww. That's soooo much. And I'm not even tracking everything. Truly how heartbreaking.

Because I think, after s7, Dean has figured out that his feelings for Cas are stronger than friendship. He knows he's in love. He thinks Cas doesn't love him back. And it's very understandable why he comes to that conclusion. And then, he just accepts it. He still loves Cas. All he wants is Cas safe and alive (and with him, if possible). He's willing to offer all of himself for Cas. Throughout Purgatory. And after. He breaks open with it and spills his broken heart all over the floor when he gets Cas to break out of Naomi's hold in the crypt. And still Cas leaves. He says he doesn't know what broke the connection. Oh. Ok, then. So he definitely doesn't feel the same. Ok. And then Cas chooses the Mission yet again AND gets hurt Again.