It’s best to give off a warped image of yourself online. Share contradictory pieces of information, post at inconsistent hours, express opposite extremes of your character, and so on and so on. 

bro she’ll text you back in a minute she’s just naming 5 things she can see, 4 things she can feel, 3 things she can hear, 2 things she can smell, and 1 thing she can taste

best response to a sexist boyfriend

He really thought he was doing something😂

Telling your girlfriend that she acts crazy is a surefire way to get her to act crazy immediately

mini skirts are so fun it’s like oops my ass is out

so pretty

is anyone else like....... exhausted? just way too tired? mentally and physically? and you look at other people your age who seem to be doing fine and you feel so dysfunctional and broken because normal adult tasks and responsibilities just feel way too overwhelming and you can’t cope and