Written and Directed by Regulus Black.

sirius asks remus "would u still love me if i was a worm" and remus has to put his book down and push his glasses up his nose all serious and then he asks a bunch of follow-up questions to really understand the hypothetical so he can provide the most accurate answer. "like if you were to turn into a worm right now or if you'd always been a worm?? is it a talking worm? is it a worm with a Sirius Black personality or just a run of the mill earthworm??"

I still think it’s objectively fucked how the world is built for morning people and if you wake up later than everyone else you’re seen as a malicious aberration of some sort. I am that but it’s not because I wake up at 11 fuck yourself

Not to be vague but not again please

Regulus: I think you have anxiety James: Don't say that! James: now you're making me anxious about having anxiety Regulus: