BabyBriide

Blood Moon

You are useful to men only for 4 purposes:

sex

ego boost

emotional support- that same support they deny the value when they think about what you bring to the table or when they complain about their life to women thinking it’s normal to listen to them-

to carry his kids if you’re in his long term-personal and financial investment

What I mean:

Cash

Gift Cards

Presents

What I don’t mean:

Time

♠️Never EVER touch food. // potassium low? Need that banana? Grab a plate, knife & fork. Leave the banana peel on, slice the entire banana into small round discs. Individually unwrap each round with the utensils before eating it off the fork. carry this into every meal.

♣️Never touch your phone to your face. // first, ew germs. Use headphones, wireless preferred. Find yourself with out? Well you better use speaker phone. It is classier to air your friends dirty laundry to the entire Saks 5th ave than to touch that germ-infested-metal-cancer-tool to your face.

♠️You do not menstrate, you have never felt a cramp in your life. // should you for some reason ever have to explain a crimson tide this is how you do it. “Sweetness I’m so sorry to cancel but I believe I am coming down with something. I am quite warm and a bit swollen. I wouldn’t normally cancel but I think it is serious, it may be a few days before I recover. 4-7 atleast. I’m sure you’ll understand. Kisses.” This works for work, dates, friends, and arrangements.

♣️Never throw anything over your shoulder. // owning a designer bag does not make you classy. But how you hold it can. Always hold bags from the straps. Fingers to straps, let it hang but NEVER hit the floor.

♠️Never ask the price of anything. // you know the saying, “if you have to ask, you can’t afford it”. Well that’s true! If you must know, discretely look at the tag. If you happen upon a high end store with out price tags you betta google that shit on your phone before you hit the register honey.

♣️There is no “bathroom”. There is no “rest room”. // the only place you are ever looking for is the ‘Ladies’, the ‘Powder Room’, or the ‘Loo’. Even if you are desperate for a release at walmart, go to the Looooo.

♠️You are no longer attracted to flat water. // partched? Thirsty? If I catch you sipping that flat water any where other than the shoe room of your own home.. Anyway, you are only partched for bubbles; Pelligrino, Voss, Saratoga water etc. going to the gym? Grab pelligrino first.

♣️When ordering food, delicately exaggerate. // “I’d like the chilled Caesar salad dusted in parmesan. Oh and can you remove the crisp toast?” Aka croutons. Also try “I’ll have the number trois (french) the layered sand which with beef combination” aka burger combo # 3.

♠️Just have your god damn groceries delivered. // classy does not “schlep” things around especially not grocery bags. If you must, ask someone to carry them for you with that *sparkle* in the eye.

♣️Speak in whisper tones. // think Marilyn Monroe. A classy woman never yells. If you respond back to everyone in a softer tone it makes them meet you at your level. This ones not funny. I’m actually serious y'all lol.

Never and I mean NEVER EVER fight these women. You will never win. If you stoop to their level the man (sugar daddy) you are with will begin to view you as no different than their ex’s.

Literally just don’t respond. Turn to your sugar daddy and give him a look. THAT look. The “I love you but she needs to stop” look. That’s it. 

And don’t let it bother you. They probably have a good reason for being mad so just let them be and ignore it completely.

Also, reality shows highly exaggerate the attitudes of the ex-wives of rich men. They rarely ever behave in such outlandish, confrontational ways. So just bear that in mind.

I hope this helps answer your question!

We had a date today. Cycling and lunch, but under one condition. 🙄 I come back to his place for an “intimate connection”. FIRST of all, he NEVER mentioned coming to his place until an hour BEFORE our date.

The whole date was supposed to be about cycling. So why aren’t you bringing the bikes Mr. Italian? 🙃 When men can’t have their way 101. The day prior he told me coming to get me would be on the way and more convenient for the both of us. BUT today he doesn’t care about convenience, he’ll go around the world and back to get that “intimate connection”. 😩😂😂 We had about a 10 min chat and he explained that he didn’t think we had a connection. Boy bye! 🗣 He’s just in his feelings that I’m not ready to sleep with his ass. 🖕🏾

Sent this response, then blocked his ass. 👸🏾

He hasn’t given me a dime, nor has he benifitted my life in any way, shape, or form. I either earn OR learn from these guys. Anything else is playing myself.