Future Sex Kitten Spam

She texted us this morning saying we need to take out the trash because it’s overflowing and that she has been taking it out all the time.

A. The people she is referring to are her own roommate and my roommate/her friend. She’s closer to them and speaks to them on a regular basis. The chores list is posted and she can see who has to take out the trash this week. Why text all of us when we all can see who’s turn it is? I realized it’s her turn and she doesn’t want to do it because the trash isn’t in a bag. It’s literally their own fault for not using the can after THEY bought more trash bags. The bag barely had any trash when we got new trash bags so why is the shit spilling out?

B. I took out the trash last week but we ran out of bags. We got a temporary bag to put trash in and they bought the regular trash bags. They continued to not only put trash in the temp bag until it spilled over, they overfilled the box (meant to be recycled) after they threw a party. The actual trash bag is only halfway full while trash surrounds the can.

Aka the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard and I listen to myself talk.

How are the genetics your parents give you (through no will of your own) a reflection of who you are? It makes more sense for the clothes, makeup, outfits, and other physical body modifications to reflect a person’s identity because they actually get to choice how they look.

Natural beauty means as little to me as plastic beauty. If you look good, you look good. It has nothing to do with your talent, personality, etc. just that you were lucky to be born with certain characteristics. I don’t shame natural beauty but let’s not act like it’s the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Side note: This studio for $1000 in Texas literally has a farm in the backyard 😍 Look at all that green in the window. I definitely want to settle down in a place like this. I’m looking at rural places and the architecture is stunning.

Also him: *complains to me about his roommates making jokes about him doing drugs and that accusing someone of doing drugs is a huge sign of disrespect*

You can find a 2 bedroom place for less than 1k total in Idaho and a 3-4 bedroom place for less than 2k in Texas.

- He sends me cute gifs saying he loves me which feels insincere since we barely met

- He constantly talks about sex and wants nudes which isn’t abnormal considering bimbos are all about sex but damn we also have personalities too and like to talk about other things about sex (he knows I love anime and hentai)

- He already asked if I would give up my limits in bed (meaning no safe word) and do anal but cmon… why would I promise that to someone I just met

I don’t know if other bimbos have these thoughts because it seems like the guys who actually like bimbos just want a slave.