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summoning bloody mary in the mcdonalds bathroom then leaving without buying anything

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Am I hallucinating or are these ads for tinder advocating for the consumer to stay off tinder
Tinder, it seems, is embracing its status as a hookup app
Tinder in 2015: look at all these cute, successful couples that #metontinder
Tinder in 2018:
Saw the cutest Halloween fabric at JoAnns :)
You know I’m not sure cats actually understand cats either
Wanna hear a sick tune I’ve been working on?
Absolutely. I already love it.

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It’s 2:30 AM and I’m in the men’s bathroom and someone was in another stall and I starting blaring the Thomas The Tank Engine theme and I literally heard them stop peeing out of fear
how do you know it was fear and not arousal?
I like to think we live in a nice world and not the one you just created
It was going so well. (via chatsterrr)
100% stealth
this deserves an oscar

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Never forget the best story ever.
he’s not reading this
Who?
Jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learned how to read
this is just a few what I have seen lately
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whY
I’M A GUMMY BEAR, YES I’M A GUMMY BEAR, I’M A YUMMY TUMMY LUCKY FUNNY GUMMY BEAR.
oh hell no
Oh hell yeah
Anatomy of a gummy bear By Jason Freeny
Oh god what

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[audio transcript]
Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.
Man: Give him my love.
Woman: Will do.
[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]
Woman: SQUAWK
Bird: SQUAWK
THE END
Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema
Prof says he'll grade students on a curve, so they organize a boycott of the exams and all get As
Johns Hopkins Computer Science prof Professor Peter Fröhlich grades his students on a curve: the highest score on the final gets an A and everyone else is graded accordingly.
Clever students in Fröhlich’s “Intermediate Programming”, “Computer System Fundamentals,” and “Introduction to Programming for Scientists and Engineers” figured out that this meant that if they all boycotted the exam, they’d all get As.
So they organized a boycott, milling around the hall outside the class where the exams were being sat, sternly reminding each other that if no one sat the exam they’d all get straight As, ignoring Fröhlich’s pleas to come and sit the exam.
Fröhlich praised his students’ solidarity: “The students learned that by coming together, they can achieve something that individually they could never have done. At a school that is known (perhaps unjustly) for competitiveness I didn’t expect that reaching such an agreement was possible.”
https://boingboing.net/2018/04/24/hang-together-or-hang-separate-2.html
Who will ride or die with me this hard