absolutely shameless bakugou stan

X bakugou

(Reader going off about how he should be with Ochako bc she makes so much more sense for him) B: “idiot. Whose apartment am I standing in right now?”

x Kaiba

“Your crazy husband just landed a jet on my boat!!! He could’ve sunk us!”

x Teddy Lobo

Reader: “I-i thought you were gonna tease me.” Teddy, god bless him, nearly growled. “Later.”

x hazbin Lucifer

Reader: “What makes you think this will work?” L: “because I am very good at this.” (you can guess the context)

also x hazbin Lucifer

this picture has me foaming at the mouth and thinking fondly of a self indulgent ben thing I’m writing but will never post:

“How long would you say these tattoos will last,” turning your head back towards the hair and makeup tech, “and like, what if he was doing something… strenuous? Would he sweat these off?”

It was for Teddy Lobo from Renfield (don’t judge me— ben schwartz is 6’0 and i have a thing for italian and/or jewish men and he is INSANELY my type in Renfield— pathetic, but putting up a front of toughness (only applies to real life men)), it was called “Offer” on AO3 by stopmysinfulhand

reader: “I-I thought you were going to tease me”

Teddy Lobo, god bless him, actually growled. “Later.”

(Hanging out with my ex at a bar)

(chatting with someone we both went to school with)

me: “Wow, (schoolmate), you’re so tall, how tall are you?”

schoolmate: “(bashful) oh I dunno, maybe like 6’4?”

y/n: (after seeing a big spider on the wall) “kill it!!”

him: “why me?”

y/n: “what else do you have all those big muscles for?”

(he laughs at you, leaning over to place his palm on the back of your head, pulling you towards him to give you 3 quick kisses on the forehead)

Me: (looks up at him) “Hm?”

Him: “it’s funny to think about… I never would’ve imagined… back in high school physics class, that a few years later… you’d be here—“