there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!
what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“
My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.
won’t stop me
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there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!
what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“
My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.
won’t stop me

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“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”
everyone stop reblogging the chains that don’t include the trans flag challenge
in love with this post
Sam : [Filling out Kurt’s hospital forms]
Sam : Name?
Kurt : ...
Sam : I know Kurt, but what’s it short for? You know like, like ‘Kurtel’ or... ‘Kurtstopher’?
Quinn : Would you shoot your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars?
Brittany : You shoot me, then when my leg gets better, we buy a big ass house and range rovers.
Santana : You can shoot me, also. We’ll have 20 million.
Quinn : Good thinking, fuck the system.
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You’re a daycare worker, watching over toddlers, when the imminent end of the world is announced. It becomes increasingly clear none of the kids’ parents are going to show up as the end inches nearer.
[Audio starts]
“Mom has been texting me for the last twenty minutes. She wants me to come home. It’s a four hour drive, when the roads are clear, and from what I hear everybody is trying to get somewhere right now. There’s no telling if I’d even-”
“Everybody else has left. All the other kids were picked up, the other staff left. They gave me all the keys. I promised to stay and wait for as long as- well. Even if some of the parents show up, I guess some of them won’t, so I’m just waiting. Until.”
[Clears throat.]
“A couple of people came after everybody left. Peter, one of Aidan’s fathers, gave me three hundred dollars for staying. What am I going to do with money? It’s- anyway. I kind of get it. He wanted to give me something.”
[Audio ends]
[Audio starts]
“They’re all between 2 and 4.” Sniff. “They’re so little. Too little to really- maybe if they were older, I’d have to tell them something. But um. I’m just- trying to stay calm and keep them happy and occupied. I think that’s the best thing, right now.”
[Heaving breaths.]
“I normally use this recorder to help me remember stuff. It’s just, uh, habit to talk to it. I don’t know. They’re napping, right now. I’ve got the baby monitor, they know that if they talk into it, I’ll come, so-”
[Sobbing.]
[Audio ends]
[Audio starts]
“Mom keeps texting, so I blocked her. I sent her a text telling her goodbye, first, but. I do. But these kids need me.”
[Sniff.]
“I tried calling their parents again, but I can’t get anybody. It’s just busy signals. I called the firefighter station, 911. I can’t get through to anybody.”
[Shaky breath.]
“I went out into the yard. Um, I think they can play. It’s nice out, and you can’t really see it yet. Little bit of a glimmer, if they ask I’ll just tell them it’s a plane, but it’s nice out and we’ve got hours before-”
[Murmuring child’s voice, indistinguishable.]
[Audio ends]
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Holy shit this is fucking great. When I say i was holding my breath…
Read this
@catsuggest you’re so very pretty, my feline friend!
thank
Hey rob, I just have a quick thing to say that’s been bothering me for a while. My first therapy appointment is coming up pretty soon and it makes me so sad to know that I’m giving in to the fact that I need help. I know I should definitely talk to someone, but I never wanted to be one of those people that needs a therapist. I don’t think I’ll be able to view myself as a confident, cool person ever if I have a therapist, because I already struggle so much with self esteem. Any advice?? Thanks!
Dude accepting that you need help is like the bravest and coolest thing u can do. Giving in would be just not caring enough to do anything to fix whatever is wrong. By choosing to go to therapy ur doing the opposite of giving in ur grabbing ur problems by the nuts and pummelling them with ur huge enormous muscles
Bro who remembers minecraft Lite
Bro....

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Ur skin is so pretty owo
thank you!!!! i made it myself!!!
Momentarily forgot Minecraft skins were a thing. Was very concerned
animal crossing pocket camp mood
I want to lay down and sleep
animal crossing pocket camp mood
m.. mu….
mumby jumby

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things that should be in minecraft
-placeable pumpkin pies
-mossy logs
-frogs
-sunflowers that actually face the sun
-swamp villages
feel free to add more!!
-void fog/particles and ambiance, but can be gradually “cleared” by mining out natural blocks and placing your own. -more gems/crystals in general, both in ore and crystal cluster form. -sweet berry pie (placeable) -apple pie (placeable) -golden apple pie (placeable) -enchanted golden apple pie (placeable), for when you absolutely have to flex.
-sandstorms in deserts -sand that works a bit like snow, being able to build up in layers over time. can be shifted around by walking but not destroyed.
-snow that “melts” by player/mob movement through it (SNOWIER SNOW!! YE!)
-pet carriers, for migrating pets long distances easily -pet “wander” mode -different dog colors -craftable horse armor and saddles
-some unholy abomination similar to a Wallmaster that lurks inside soulsand -red dragon in the nether, summoned with a lot of gold and quartz thrown into some sort of magical orb thing. -a phantom dragon, summoned by not sleeping for a very long time.
you've heard of hitting the hay now get ready for BEATING THE WHEAT
every forsaken day you cretins test my patience a little more
every forsaken day
i hate all of them so fucking much the words have lost power there are no longer powerful enough words