“Banana!”

* day is fixed* 

ok. i super needed this.

THIS. The whole world should watch this.

i’m the story

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

wow!! CRUNCH

salad babies

i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work

I SWEAR TO GOD THIS WAS MY CHILDHOOD!!!!

me: *is pretty* you: *is pretty* we: *is pretty together*