your friendly neighborhood vampire

“I rescued a pregnant street dog and her babies really enjoy hiding.”

It’s an old tradition that during a leap year women could propose to men. This was usually depicted as old or ugly women trapping men, but some art focused more on the role reversal and could be quite cute.

“My cat, Daisy, has started getting a few gentlemen callers to the house. She has no interest in any of them but I tried to explain this to one of them. I call him Silken Thomas.”

“Hello!”

“Yeeagagioaw!”

*laughs* “Are you looking for Daisy? Huh? Are you? Are you looking for Daisy?”

“Nyaow.”

“Are you? Yes? Well, I’m sorry to say, but she - Daisy is not here. So you’re gonna have to come home later and even then, I don’t think she’ll see you, ok?”

“..?!! NKAEEYOW!”

“Hey, I don’t make the rules, buddy.”

“NOW! NAANG!… KAAang! Aghaowng!”

“I - hey, there’s no need to take your aggression out on me. I don’t… make the rules. Daisy doesn’t like you, ok, so -“

“krrrAAM!”

“Alright, you’re being very aggressive, sir, so I’m going to have to put an end to this conversation, ok? Ok. … … BOOP.”