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I am obsessed with Stanley as just like a twelve year old who was SO CHILL about time travel he just pops in thirty years in the future, no questions, just there for tomfoolery and general prankfuckery

All Luther needed to do to become a likable (even lovable) character was abandon the completely absurd pretense of being "the leader" so he could become who he really is: A himbo who just wants to be loved and has absolutely no idea of anything that is ever going on and personally I am glad and proud of his journey.

I know we all laugh about how quickly we as viewers just accepted the whole dance sequence as real without batting an eye but let’s talk about how the umbrellas just accepted the fact that this flying cube called Christopher is their brother from another timeline without batting an eye and how the sparrows just accepted Five the freaking teenager as their 30 years old brother from another timeline without batting an eye or questioning it. So you know you can’t really blame us.

We all need to thank Diego for hallucinating a dance scene out of everything he could have imagined. Hell, we could have had a hallucination of him and JFK holding hands and running on the beach at sunset while laughing and smiling at each other

Ben is a pathetic wet cat I wanna throw him in a blender (affectionate)

you can tell the hargreeves are part alien bc there’s no way a full human being could drink as much alcohol as most of them did at the wedding and be upright and fighting samurai the next day

"if mushrooms are the superior lifeform that really calls the shots on this earth, why haven't they destroyed us yet?" listen to yourself. have we as humans gotten rid of every mountain on the planet just because we are smarter than big rocks? no!! because they don't pose a threat to us. sure some people die rock climbing or skiing and that's tragic but mountains aren't dangerous to us as a global society. do you see where i am going with this. it's your misplaced hubris that makes you think that humankind is worth destroying to a mushroom. we are a part of the mundane landscape on the surface. we pose no threat to the mycelian era. humble yourself

sparrow ben is such a cunt but he’s my cunt. alright. he’s an asshole to literally everyone, including his family, but when they don’t like him he’s like “what :( why don’t you like me” but when they do like him (aka. just klaus) he’s like “what the fuck?? stop liking me. what’s wrong with you. freak” he’s literally impossible to please i want to see him domesticated

I love that the umbrellas are referring to the sparrows as “the enemy” “the sparrows” “the bird one” “the telepathic one” “those assholes” and then they see Ben and it’s all “hey Ben” “you’re a real asshole, Ben” “what are you doing, Ben”. And Ben himself is like “what the fuck is going on”

😭😭 no but was diego just going to like… drag klaus’ body to the lobby like “surprise motherfuckers he’s dead” ?? what was his plan there

going feral over sparrow!ben calling viktor "emo" like he's not the sparrows' designated mopey bitch???