Life just isnât for everyone...

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todays bird

Love Begins
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Cosmic Funnies
taylor price
noise dept.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
NASA
trying on a metaphor

if i look back, i am lost
Not today Justin
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@azurera
Life just isnât for everyone...

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a duck walks up to the lemonade stand
what hapens next? click HERE to find outâŚâŚâŚ.
where do i click
where do i fucking click
tell me
TALK đ SHIT đ GET đ HIT
Cosmonaut (5 Centimeters Per Second,2007)
the knife emoji but capitalized
Sword

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perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding
relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium
when u start typing and then the other person starts typing and you both erase your messages to let the other talk first
me walking into a cvs at midnight: i need to lift a curse
employee: aisle 5
me: thanks

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my pet peeve are fic summaries with something deep and obscure that not only tell me nothing about the story but dont MEAN anything theyre just words like
âWhen lost eyes lock onto a summerâs shadow, will love make it in the end?? [content warnings]: anal fisting â
I think I just inhaled coffee through my nose.
*is in hell*
me: itâs hot satan: itâs the heat
hmu if you wanna fall in the love and live in the mountains and make art and tend to gardens and grow together
At Atlanta Botanical Gardens
I gotta go
Aesthetically Pleasing Food
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did anyone actually ever read those animorph books
just stared at the covers for a concerningly long amount of time before putting it back where i found it
me too
Here are some of the spoilers you missed out on by not reading Animorphs:
Five children are forced to engage in guerilla warfare, espionage and repeated murder to protect their loved ones from alien parasites as they wait for the other, heroic aliens to finally arrive. When they do, the âgoodâ aliens turn out to not give a shit about humans, caused the whole intergalactic war through their own shittiness and are willing to exterminate whole planets themselves to get at their hated enemies.
A child repeatedly experiences his intestines hanging out of his body while in various animal forms
A child is mentally tortured until broken and never gets better
A child in the form of a fly experiences getting splattered and smeared against a ceiling until his friends who are also flies at the time can peel his body off and take him somewhere he can transform back into a whole human before his insect mind fades completely
A child is shrunken and experiences having her eyeballs digested out of her head inside her friendâs stomach while sheâs in the form of a tiny elephant
The heroes are forced to permanently imprison another child in the body of a rat because he knows too much and they abandon him on a tiny island with only other rats and garbage for company. Rumors circulate that the island is haunted but itâs actually his psychic screams reaching distant boaters.
A race of devastatingly powerful, violent aliens turn out to be mental toddlers who donât know what theyâre doing and are just bred to think theyâre playing one big game before theyâre killed at age three so they donât learn the truth
An alien spends a few centuries hanging from the parasitic tentacle of a much bigger alien, surrounded by millions of rotting corpses attached to its other moon-spanning tendrils. They engage in mental warfare until one finally absorbs the other completely.
It turns out another seemingly âevilâ alien race is simply driven to kill and eat everything in sight because it was separated from its original world where food was continuous and the entire specieâs life is the torture of perpetual starvation
A peaceful robot willingly removes its inhibition against violence to help in the war, only to slaughter a huge number of alien-controlled humans so gruesomely that nobody dares think about or speak of it again and it is the only thing left undescribed in a book series that already describes entrails getting torn out and skulls getting smashed
A child stays too long in the form of a flea and instead of turning back into a human, accidentally turns momentarily into one big, giant flea that can only writhe and moan because it shouldnât exist and canât live at that scale.
The kids discover Atlantis, then discover that Atlanteans are inbred mutants who paralyze any humans they find, dissect them alive to figure out how their organs work, then stuff the corpses as kitschy museum displays for their children.
An ordinary ant gets transformed into a human child. It has no idea whatâs happening and is so overwhelmed by its huge new brain and sensory input that it can only scream until it dies
Originally posted by thatchickwiththegifs
*softly* What the fuck
how do u be an adult
ya gotta own a briefcase and then fuck it
what
the briefcase
ya gotta fuck the briefcase