azure

im like if a squeaky toy were incredibly horny

Valen is a very cool rider and his fight was immaculate but i can’t get over how his henshin looks likes he’s shitting all over the place and his finisher looks like he’s launched a poop bomb on the enemy

makes your puppy dusty

i went to i love you island

i went there

i went to i love you island because i love you

line of cop cars on a high speed chase down the i-94 unable to catch a beetle going over 100 miles per hour

everyone should try the experience of making a post as arbitrary as this and then watching people theyve never seen before with pfps of a guy in a combination racing suit and bug costume tag it as their favorite media, Beetle Who Goes 100 Miles an Hour

The problem w writing fiction is that you'll be like tee-hee I'm going to write a story about a fucked up little scenario that's got nothing to do with anything in real life, just some pure messed up nonsense, and then you finish it and take a step back and go aw rats I made a metaphor again

this... this can't be.. hevy is spie......