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Simple absurd drawings

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I haven't been active with Crypt for a bit and apparently saw AI was used in this short?? should i even be surprised because the short deadass sucks anyways
I know this fandoms hella dead buttt that doesn't stop me from posting my oc lele lelelelleleeđ đ , does this count as a memorial piece for the lore? Idk, I will just die on this hill before somebody picks up the lore again
posting him.. doodled him and made him in my style ifygs care
i just think he's an underrated character okay, as i say with 100+ doodles and photos of him fall out of my comically large coat
What if Crypt TV was called đŻđťđŽđŞđ´ TV đ

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On this random day...I wish you a hug đŤđ
Neste dia aleatĂłrio...eu lhe desejo um abraço đŤđ
@jullinh4x @juntapacai @artistaaguiar @casamigotequila @sparklyrodentthefirst @daikaiju-zilla @chaobunnyarts @acervo-de-memes @gingerdraw-blog @gasparbobinho @indigonite @shuploc
@leleamo @sergeantsarga @sophie-avocado-girl @justwolfie @yourmangogirl @catinflight @littengamer909 @crop-pop
AWWWWWJTRUILEW YK MY RUKJ ED IS GF THANK YOU GEKKUERTGBDD
@aziormin
AWWW TYSSMM
you canât say that, samurai
Tag game because I want to know you better !
-Do you have a pet ?
-Comfort food ?
-How many languages do you speak ?
- Random fact about yourself
-Something youâre proud of
To begin this little tag game, Iâll tag @ebony-reine-vibes @freddie-77-ao3 @newobsessioneveryweek @thehaikuman and @miraclesnail
I hope the questions arenât boring and love you all đ
rebloggin from larz-barz-
-Our family has a cat named Pebbles!
-Comfort food is literally any kind of loaded fries, favourite being along the lines of poutine :>
-I can speak English (duh lol), a lot of Irish/Gaeilge and a small bit of German-
-Fun fact about myself is that I've been featured on a TV show and a magazine :D
-my recent JJBA oc, I'm not the best at making backstories but I like her design :]
open tags!!
Wasn't tagged before to this if i remember right lol
â No, we used to have 2 birds but..that was i the past, long story
â Its a drink idk how to say in English- but other than that...tomatoes for sure!
â uh, 3, kinda, English, Turkish and a little japanese from Duolingo, like a few words, like water, bus stop, I can't write in japanese tho, lol
â Mostly, i focus on making main lore, that i forgot some small yet important issues i need to make on au's or oc stories
â My drawing skills and being tall
Aww, no more? Lol tag time theenn
@rekiannsubmorin @arya-p @oddlyvoid @n0ctivq @barnabyschewtoy
And ofc every who wants to answer questions cause their ask box doesn't contain one or for fun/pos
Thanks for the tag :D
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- no I don't have any
- erm...spicy strips and nuggets with ketchup from KFC ig?
- hm..3 or maybe 4
- I can get tired easily
- I proud of my mutuals
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Tags [no pressure]
@oddlyvoid @yet-happy @riverwillow134 @33smiley33 and anyone who want to join^^
Thanks for the tag!! :]
-We have three dogs!
-Burgers probablyđ
-umm i can speak a little a few languages, but my best is German. I canât say much and I really need to do some Duolingo heâs mad at me
-when I was a baby, I actually did hit my head on numerous things like once or twice because my dad was bad at holding babies(HE DIDNT DO IT ON PHRPOSE OFC HE WAS JUST NEW TO PARENTING)
-ummm my girlfriend and friends/mutuals<3
@annbott @thebritishdragon @riverwillow134 @zilverfish-74 and anyone else :]
-Alright, I have a snake, a turtle, a lizard, and two dogs!
-Corn, cheese, berries, and corn are always the best
-I sadly only speak English
-I can move parts of my body that people shouldnât be able to move
-I like how I draw dragons :Dâand also the books Iâm writing
@raylamoongirl @monsterartt @fancytigercupcake @s-a-f-u-n-a
Ooooo okay!
-So first, I have 3 cat's and dog
-Cheesecake always!
-I speak polish, English, Japanese, gonna start learning Germany, and if this court I can understand and half speak Slavic languages like Russian and Czech
-I can do a trick called boat with my tongue
-had a doodle style that I didn't show on Tumblr
@duck-mann @dackychansworldofhoshino @raylamoongirl
I'm have no pets
Fries and watermelon
Polish, english and deusch
No one
I'm like draw a my OC Cuò Cuò and OC of my friends to Tumblr
@fancytigercupcake @shadowmonkieking @sin1039
wasnât tag but imma just do it hehe đ
Used to have 2 cats but now theyâre being taken care by my parents friend đĽ˛
Thai milk tea, ice cream and butterscotch bread (anything soft and sweet :D)
My language(s) : English and Malay
Iâm the oldest of all my 4 siblings đ
Being known as one of the killer players in netball (WA) despite my introvert nature and being short đ
psst! @peachypop0208, @m0nkienerd âźď¸â¤ď¸
Guess I'm doing this
1 dog, 1 lizard, and 10 chickens
Either pizza with ricotta on it or something chocolate
Technically 2: English and I'm learning Latin
I'm an introverted antisocial bat but I love theatre and being on stage
I've shaken hands with a dolphin
Tags :) @luckynesser @blossomnightshade @phantom-rabbit
Ooo, thanks for the tagđ
Yes, 3 budgies: Sunny, Chunky and Precious(devil baby).(4 died in the past: Skippy, Scooter, Beauty and Sisođ)
Cheez-It, Reeses
Well I don't if u count 2 but English and Spanish. I should know Spanish but I don't speak it, I can read it but idk every wordđ . Duolingo/Trying to learn: Mandarin(Chinese), and French. Want to also learn: Japanese and Patois(Jamaican language).
I make random noises at random times like squealing(but around people I'm friends with or comfortable with). For example, Like how Jim Carrey actđ
Im proud of my evolution of my art and the people Im friends with in real life and digital life, I want to know yall moređ
Lazy to tag hold on... I can memorize a few, so anyone can join
@turtleshellpage @turtlepanic @randomcerealbrand @iheartleopards
& anyone else. (Srry, Im trying to memorize u allđ I didn't forget u all)
Thanks for the tag! :]
- 4 dogs, a eastern box turtle, and a leopard gecko.
- Pork buns, pancakes, ice, and tiramisu.
- As of right now, I speak English, Spanish, and I'm learning Japanese. I plan on relearning French and ASL at some point.
- Back in kindergarten, instead of playing with the other kids during my free time, I'd read Junie B. Jones books with my friend while we ate our snacks. He's like a brother to me now đŤśđŤśđŤś
- I'm proud of my current projects, which is a musical, some fanfics, storyboards, and my Rise Customs. I am also proud of the analyses that I've written for TMNT, though they're shorter than you'd think. I'm proud of the things I've created and the things I've fixed.
Passing the game along to: @yourlocalartsonist @yosajaeofficial @parasitic-anomaly @secretlytherealsonicthehedgehog @crow-the-fox . Have fun!
thanks for the tag mjđŤś
â nope :(
â goldfish, cinnamon toast crunch
â nothing except english, BUT i have been thinking of learning languages like greek and latin, but i havenât got the chance yet
â i crack my joints more than i should, like any opportunity i have to crack my knuckles or something i will be fucking taking
â my ability to seem confident. my sister tells me that itâs actually a really comforting thing for her when shitâs super bad so itâs like a motivational thing that iâm proud of :)
@mikebeanz @winkwonkblog @d1zsly @hahawasabi @microsofttothemax
thanks for the tag morette /aff
-i dont have any pets đđ
-idk maybe scrambled eggs? like the way i make em. also noodles. and this specific curry called ishtu curry (i think it translates to beef stew curry)
-2 languages :]
-you know how the siamang gibbon can inflate their throat? i can kinda do that
-apparently people find me funny đ¤ˇ
@cuddlebugmonster @triona-tribblescore @seasidefanasties @oddogoblino @flurry-bace
i have no animal pets, but i have my plant Cosmo!
Kraft Dinner mac 'n cheese with ketchup!!
3 i guess? english (first), french (immersion), german (just learning)
i got a black eye when i was around 5 years old lol. i fell off of a metal bunk bed
i can stay awake for 2 nights straight without getting tired!
@mintiicinnamonii @turts-my-beloved @autocat5876
i have three cats! the twins savannah and mimi, and the youngest herbie
my grandma's gnocchi
just english but i plan to start learning italian
i've been in the kirby fandom for twelve years
i found a way to calculate the square / square root of ANY number without the use of a calculator ^_^
@orionthecritter @littengamer909 @2econd2ight2yd and anyone else who sees ... yeah
i have a dog named penny!
potato cheese pierogi, especially the kind you get from festivals, with the caramelized onions and sour cream⌠mmm
iâm only really fluent in english, but iâve been learning japanese for 3 years now and i know a bit of spanish and french
i have double jointed thumbs
i got into a paid creative writing program in my local area and will be reading my work live very soon!!
iâm just gonna âtagâ anyone who wants to do this lol
I don't have pets :(
Petit Gateu (I'm Brazilian, but I love it)
Portuguese (my native language) English and Spanish
I have Allotriophagia
Being an autistic person :)
@sergeantsarga @leleamo @sophie-avocado-girl @miss-kennedy @murasakinocatt
I have 4 cats!
I speak (American) English
Iâm a big germaphobe
Being an editor and being an MMFC fan! :3
@aziormin @synthraptor
- I have a turtle and 14 cats!
- I speak English
- My fav food is possibly noodle/pasta related
- Im not a huge sweet tooth, also neurodivergent, a huge kirby fan since 2019 till today
- Being an artist, a huge fan of my interests, an aroace, etc. ă˝(*ââ˝â*)ďž
- I have no one to tag _(:3ăâ )_
Little vent doodle, but heres a doodle of Cakeman eating a Bao/dumpling while crying for some reason cause crying anywhere is bad
ughhhhhhhhh
can't do anything cuz i don't like my arts
sorry, i guess

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Me and my friend ( @aziormin ) recently started talking about Aki and Sarge having a heart to heart moment on Discord, I said that I would write my idea on here and this is what this post is about! I hope you enjoy!
[Blue is Aki, red is Sarge, pink is Mini, and black + (( can be their actions]
(Sergeant Night is bailed out of jail by Dr Thomas Light, he is forced to babysit Aki Light.
âSo, uhhhâŚ.how are you?â
(Night doesnât respond.)
âNight? Breakerrrrrrr?? Breakie?â
(Night clenches his fits and teeth at Aki by calling him âBreakieâ.)
âYou good? Cat got youâre tongue?â
âShut up.â
(Night said through gridded teeth, Light chuckles and smiles.)
âWhy are you so rude? Cheer up, bud!â
âUghâŚ.I donât wannaâŚ.â
âWhy not? Itâs fun to be nice and happy! Or are you a bit too old for happiness?â
(Night gets upset by that comment.)
âShut up! Iâm not even as old as you probably think, Iâm only 29!â
(Light seems a bit surprised by that.)
âYou are? Dang, I would have thought that you were in youâre 30s or 40s!â
(Light chuckles again.)
âYou arenât funny, robot.â
âPfft! Youâre right, Iâm HILARIOUS!â
(Light laughs a little.)
âAUGH!!! Just shut up! Stop being so annoyinâ!â
(Light stops laughing.)
âSorry, sorry!âŚ.how was youâre day today, Breaker?â
ââŚ.Not sure why you wanna know that but itâs been okay, I guess.â
âGeezâŚheâs such a party pooper! Why did youâre dad even let him out?â
(Mini is whispering.)
âShut up!â
âExcuse me?!â
âW-Wait!! I didnât mean you, I wasâŚ.justâŚ..uhhhâŚ.I have a rat in my hair that can speak!â
ââŚ.What?â
ââŚ.uhhhâŚI donât know how to explain it.â
âAnd I couldnât care less about it.â
ââŚ.Why are you always so angry and rude?â
âThatâs none of youâre business!â
âYou can tell little olâ me about it! I promise I wonât tell ANYONE!â
âMy answer is still NO.â
âNo it isnât! You said âthatâs none of youâre business!â, you just said it!â
(Light painfully (and sort of accidentally) mocks Nightâs southern accent, this makes Night even more upset.)
âOh my goshâŚ.just be quiet!!â
âPleeeeeeeeeeaaaasseeeeee!!! I wonât tell anyone in a MILLION years! Itâll be a secret between us both, forever and ever and ever and EVER!!!â
âStop it, Aki!â
âHey, you called me Aki! This is the first time youâve called me Aki! Good job!â
(Night looks over at Light as he pats Night on the back, Night flinches when Light does this and Light notices it, he stops smiling.)
âYouâŚ.you good, buddy?â
âY-YeahâŚand donât do that without warninâ me!â
(Nightâs voice cracks.)
âOh! Yeah, hehâŚ.sorry, dude!â
ââŚ.hm.â
(Night pouted and looked away, he didnât like being randomly touched.)
âAre you really ok or are you just-â
âStop tryinâ to get into my business. Thatâs nothinâ YOU wanna know and somethinâ you shouldnât know.â
ââŚ.Iâm just curious about you. Youâre always so rude to everyone and youâre always yelling and complaining about robots and humans. Why are you like this? Did something happen to you that made you this way?â
(Night fake chuckled and sighed, he stopped pouting.)
âYouâre a needy one, Aki. Stop tryinâ to get into my business and you should probably get whatever homework you got done!â
(Night faked another chuckle as Light let out a real one.)
âIâve already done it! Now, cmon, tell me something about yourself! You have to talk to someone about youâre life!â
âDo you think anyone in Silicon City would listen to a person like me? I bet even youâre dad would laugh in my face and call it all bluff if I told him!â
(Light nudges Night with his elbow.)
âNot funny! My dad isnât mean! AndâŚwait, why would he call youâre life bluff?â
âUhhhâŚ.forget it! It doesnât matter anymore.â
âBreaker, are you good???â
âYesâŚ.justâŚ..actually, no. I have to be honest nowâŚ.uhhhhâŚ..sorry, I guess.â
(Night looks away.)
âHm. Hey, watch out!â
âHuh?!-â
(Light suddenly hugs Night, he pats his back a bit, Night was about to complain but he didnât, he liked the hug and it made him a bit happyâŚ.he then teared up, he wasnât used to being hugged. He slowly started to cry, he couldnât help himself now.)
âI-Iâm sorry for cryinâ! I didnât mean to do this!â
âItâs okayâŚ.itâs okayâŚ.itâs okay, Breaker.â
âHoly shitâŚâ
(Mini whispered again.)
âJust let it all out, Breaker, itâs okay.â
(Night hesitated for a second but then, he started to sob, Light rubbed and panted his back.)
âI hate everythinâ that happened to me! I want it to go away and never come back! Why couldnât I have a good dad when you get to have one?! I-Iâm not tellinâ you anythinâ, you wouldnât understand!!!â
âI know, but I never said that you had to tell me.â
Me and my friend ( @aziormin ) recently started talking about Aki and Sarge having a heart to heart moment on Discord, I said that I would write my idea on here and this is what this post is about! I hope you enjoy!
[Blue is Aki, red is Sarge, pink is Mini, and black + (( can be their actions]
(Sergeant Night is bailed out of jail by Dr Thomas Light, he is forced to babysit Aki Light.
âSo, uhhhâŚ.how are you?â
(Night doesnât respond.)
âNight? Breakerrrrrrr?? Breakie?â
(Night clenches his fits and teeth at Aki by calling him âBreakieâ.)
âYou good? Cat got youâre tongue?â
âShut up.â
(Night said through gridded teeth, Light chuckles and smiles.)
âWhy are you so rude? Cheer up, bud!â
âUghâŚ.I donât wannaâŚ.â
âWhy not? Itâs fun to be nice and happy! Or are you a bit too old for happiness?â
(Night gets upset by that comment.)
âShut up! Iâm not even as old as you probably think, Iâm only 29!â
(Light seems a bit surprised by that.)
âYou are? Dang, I would have thought that you were in youâre 30s or 40s!â
(Light chuckles again.)
âYou arenât funny, robot.â
âPfft! Youâre right, Iâm HILARIOUS!â
(Light laughs a little.)
âAUGH!!! Just shut up! Stop being so annoyinâ!â
(Light stops laughing.)
âSorry, sorry!âŚ.how was youâre day today, Breaker?â
ââŚ.Not sure why you wanna know that but itâs been okay, I guess.â
âGeezâŚheâs such a party pooper! Why did youâre dad even let him out?â
(Mini is whispering.)
âShut up!â
âExcuse me?!â
âW-Wait!! I didnât mean you, I wasâŚ.justâŚ..uhhhâŚ.I have a rat in my hair that can speak!â
ââŚ.What?â
ââŚ.uhhhâŚI donât know how to explain it.â
âAnd I couldnât care less about it.â
ââŚ.Why are you always so angry and rude?â
âThatâs none of youâre business!â
âYou can tell little olâ me about it! I promise I wonât tell ANYONE!â
âMy answer is still NO.â
âNo it isnât! You said âthatâs none of youâre business!â, you just said it!â
(Light painfully (and sort of accidentally) mocks Nightâs southern accent, this makes Night even more upset.)
âOh my goshâŚ.just be quiet!!â
âPleeeeeeeeeeaaaasseeeeee!!! I wonât tell anyone in a MILLION years! Itâll be a secret between us both, forever and ever and ever and EVER!!!â
âStop it, Aki!â
âHey, you called me Aki! This is the first time youâve called me Aki! Good job!â
(Night looks over at Light as he pats Night on the back, Night flinches when Light does this and Light notices it, he stops smiling.)
âYouâŚ.you good, buddy?â
âY-YeahâŚand donât do that without warninâ me!â
(Nightâs voice cracks.)
âOh! Yeah, hehâŚ.sorry, dude!â
ââŚ.hm.â
(Night pouted and looked away, he didnât like being randomly touched.)
âAre you really ok or are you just-â
âStop tryinâ to get into my business. Thatâs nothinâ YOU wanna know and somethinâ you shouldnât know.â
ââŚ.Iâm just curious about you. Youâre always so rude to everyone and youâre always yelling and complaining about robots and humans. Why are you like this? Did something happen to you that made you this way?â
(Night fake chuckled and sighed, he stopped pouting.)
âYouâre a needy one, Aki. Stop tryinâ to get into my business and you should probably get whatever homework you got done!â
(Night faked another chuckle as Light let out a real one.)
âIâve already done it! Now, cmon, tell me something about yourself! You have to talk to someone about youâre life!â
âDo you think anyone in Silicon City would listen to a person like me? I bet even youâre dad would laugh in my face and call it all bluff if I told him!â
(Light nudges Night with his elbow.)
âNot funny! My dad isnât mean! AndâŚwait, why would he call youâre life bluff?â
âUhhhâŚ.forget it! It doesnât matter anymore.â
âBreaker, are you good???â
âYesâŚ.justâŚ..actually, no. I have to be honest nowâŚ.uhhhhâŚ..sorry, I guess.â
(Night looks away.)
âHm. Hey, watch out!â
âHuh?!-â
(Light suddenly hugs Night, he pats his back a bit, Night was about to complain but he didnât, he liked the hug and it made him a bit happyâŚ.he then teared up, he wasnât used to being hugged. He slowly started to cry, he couldnât help himself now.)
âI-Iâm sorry for cryinâ! I didnât mean to do this!â
âItâs okayâŚ.itâs okayâŚ.itâs okay, Breaker.â
âHoly shitâŚâ
(Mini whispered again.)
âJust let it all out, Breaker, itâs okay.â
(Night hesitated for a second but then, he started to sob, Light rubbed and panted his back.)
âI hate everythinâ that happened to me! I want it to go away and never come back! Why couldnât I have a good dad when you get to have one?! I-Iâm not tellinâ you anythinâ, you wouldnât understand!!!â
âI know, but I never said that you had to tell me.â
We should normalize making angst about characters that barley show any emotions that arenât their âregularâ ones.
Two prime examples:
Frying pan solidarity
Happy Late Pride Month To Others and a little Summer Art Remake for 2024 >:]] This took me 1 week and 2 days i think, i hope you all like this one, pretty disappointed and proud how this turned out, ill try to catch up on Halloween and other celebrations ^^

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my lgbt headcanons
Crypt TV Update!!!
So I realized as I was returning to complete my overhaul of the Crypt TV Fandom wiki, I was NOT a good little Crypt junkie and I didn't give the latest update to this post! But there HAS been news on the Crypt TV front believe it or not.
TLDR: Crypt TV has been bought out by another media company that runs similarly to them. The new company seeks to revitalize Crypt's more recognizable monsters as well as create new original content for the CMU.
So as of January of this year, Crypt TV has been bought out by another web media company called Brat TV. Brat seems to do the same sort of thing that Crypt does, make media with the Gen Z demographic in mind -- except they're much more generalized with their stuff and don't focus on just one genre. They've got some good content on there, so I don't suggest blowing it off right away. Brat TV intends to expand into other genres to reach more viewers, and in buying Crypt TV is their way of expanding into the horror genre.
So what does this mean for Crypt fans? Well, Brat apparently plans on revitalizing some of Crypt's IP and getting their channels up and rolling again. Just to assuage peoples' fears, the deletion of the Crypt YouTube channel is extremely unlikely. The Brat execs plan to keep Eli Roth and other Crypt OGs on-staff, and they plan to revisit OG properties, specifically naming Sunny Family Cult and The Look-See.
It looks like the content launch is already beginning as well, because there's not only a new Facebook Meta series shot entirely in first-person VR, but we've had a brand-new Crypt video within the past week! It's a creepypasta video straight out of the creepypasta era starring The Mauler from Camp Monster and a brand-new monster, The Banshee! Since the creepypastas aren't exactly canon, I can't say for sure if The Banshee will be in any CMU stuff, but it's still a pleasant surprise after all these months of inactivity!
I've got a link to the new creepypasta below in case anyone wants to check it out!
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