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jonathan harker the type of guy to stay up til the birds start singing chatting in the discord vc to his bestie dracula who lives several timezones away

Attention all Email Receivers: Jonathan Harker is in great danger, and he needs your help to survive his weekend getaway with Count Dracula (yes, that Count Dracula). But to do this he needs your email, your credit card number, the expiration date and year, and the three spooookkyyy digits on the back. You have to be quick so that Jonathan Harker can successfully meet with his betrothed, Mina; and to continue to sell English real estate to Obvious Classic Horror Villains!

Dracula tricking Johnathan into staying up all night and sleeping all day to hide the fact he’s a vampire while simultaneously running around the castle like a headless chicken whenever Johnathans not looking to pretend that he has servants is the funniest fucking thing ever. Second funniest thing is that Johnathan is not even remotely suspicious about any of this