your local Asian mythological geek/ genius?

im not even saying sasuke's methods are completely correct (although i dont hold that against his character, since kishimoto has a well-established pattern of writing antagonists that oppose the genocidal colonial-imperialist state as cartoonishly violent and "insane" in order to make naruto/konoha appear even remotely reasonable and morally defensible). but his canonical analyses of the shinobi system and awareness of how it needs to be brutally destroyed are easily 10 times more grounded in his class interests as a genocide survivor than those who claim to want to save him from his "hatred."

like cmon now the next best example is naruto, whose reaction to the truth about the uchiha massacre is "noooo why does sasuke hate konoha" and "im gonna die with sasuke so that in the next life he'll be free from being an uchiha." the bar is so low. like sasuke is self-sacrificial, hyper-independent, and downright suicidal, and still nobody in canon knows what's better for sasuke's well-being than sasuke himself.

Porsche: That's fine. I'll love you enough for both of us.

Tankun: NO YOU'RE NOT??? YOU'RE LITERALLY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON ON EARTH. I WOULD WALK THROUGH THE BURNING FLAMES OF HELL FOR YOU, SO DON'T YOU EVER SAID THAT AGAIN.

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Porsche: I'm so worthless

*banging pots and pans* PORSCHEBIG PORSCHEBIG. Oh the amount of notes I have written for PorschBig in this ot3 agenda.

The basic starting point I have for them is this: it starts with Big's poor luck, because Kinn keeps assigning Big the duty of standing guard while he and Porsche fuck.

Except, it doesn't start then.

It actually starts when Kinn notices Big’s eyes lingering on Porsche more than usual, and the way he averts his eyes from their PDA. Kinn mentions it to Porsche, who at first is obstinate about it - “what’s his problem?!” - until Kinn just hums thoughtfully and says, “I think he likes you.”

Because, against the arguments of his own brain, Big finds himself thinking about Porsche way too much. It's jealousy, at first, for the way Porsche so easily skirts responsibility with his cocky charm. He has Kinn falling for him in a way that Big obviously could never match up to. But hate is as much of an obsession as love, and Big comes to crave the reactions he gets from Porsche. And the more he watches Porsche... the more he learns about him, his compassion and conviction. His muscles and tattoo. And the more he wants.

It really does circle back to Big's poor luck, because now there are two men he feels attraction for (and lust, and jealousy, and loyalty, and hate, and devotion, and-), and they're in a relationship together. They're his superiors. And at every turn it feels like they keep shoving it in his face because even on his knees, Porsche has ears okay, he can hear a doorknob turning.

So basically, Porsche is driving this ot3, because his older sibling instinct sees a pathetic meowmeow he can adopt in Big, and his newly awakened bi instinct can see a pathetic wet man he can top and tame in Big.

Meanwhie, Kinn has always had a soft spot for Big that he had always labelled a weakness, and so treated him like/accidentally cultivated that pathetic wet man persona. But if Porsche shows him it's okay to want playthings that may become real relationship things because of his, Kinn Theerapanyakul's, big stupid heart, then...