needing hugs and drugs

“you are my wishing star” is so romantic 

why is the mars rover so slick

That paw’s GLOWIN

Is no one talking about the dog’s face?

how long is that video oh my god

Put this in the MOMA

I’m her son

I don’t get it… Someone help me…

*psst* he was gonna say LAID

“alcohol isn’t supposed to taste good” buddy watch me drink the fruitiest/sweetest shit i can find & enjoy it b/c i don’t hate myself enough to even begin to consider drinking like. beer

“I don’t like the taste of beer.” “You don’t drink it for the taste! What’s wrong with you?” -too many conversations I’ve had

I had a dream I was nicki minajs stylist and we were picking out purses and she wanted to choose an ugly one and I told her straight up it was ugly and I was scared for a second but she thanked me for being real

reasons the harry potter universe is fucked up #82932: there is the ghost of a murdered child in the bathroom and everyone treats it like a minor inconvenience