pardon me, thankyou

She is so 100% right.

莫离 | The First Jasmine E9 ° I heard from the servants that you're hiding here at my house because you're scared and can't beat someone in a fight.

- I miss when kissing outside challenges actually meant there was real chemistry developing. Now it feels like people are just doing it for the sake of it with anybody, and that’s why all of these couples aren’t buzzy to me.

- Kayda hiding her laugh before rejecting Bryce was the funniest shit ever.

-I don’t care what y’all say, Trinity and Bryce are not lasting. Even if they make it to the final, I just don’t see them surviving outside the villa. She deserves so much better than that 30 year old DUD especially when it’s already established she practically likes him more than he likes her and that’s a no go in my book!

- Trinity saying she wouldn’t want to explore with anybody else even if somebody came just for her 😐

- Kenzie is the biggest hypocrite!!

- I hate how Corbin talks and producers don’t need to make him read any more texts for the rest of this show.

- The girls chose Zach as someone who would defend them if they weren’t in the room when he’s the messiest guy in the villa LMAO!

- Lowkey, I felt bad for Sol because she was getting pied for the dumbest reasons. Like, the ghosting one???

-Gabriel’s dumbass being mad at Beatriz for kissing Caleb like he hasn’t been out here locking lips with every bombshell outside of challenges. Meanwhile, she hasn’t even been moving like that she’s actually been taking the time to TALK to form connections.

- KC & Aniya so far so good as of now! Let’s keep it that way henni 🫣

- Why Gabe dumbass acting shocked when he was the only one entertaining Jen…..

- Sincere doesn’t deserve Mel or Sol that nigga is a pathological liar neither of them relationships lasting outside that villa!

- It was obvious that Corbin was going to pick Mel likeeee…

- Anyways I’m going to miss Bea I hate how Love Island USA spoiled she was going to go home! 🙄

Gorgeous

(Side note - always wonder where poor denizens of a desert place find so many greens to throw at someone)

It drives me mad ZYR is such a good actor and is acting his heart out in this total ridiculous SLOP.

And then he finds some broken shards to kneel on. This is the best day of Xie Yanlai's life.

Bwahaha the general is there going WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK, KID! And sums up the absurdity. Clearly general is of the vanilla persuasion and has never heard of kink.

Thank you for being the only sane one.

But you can never come between a devotee and his passion.