Love Is Our Weapon..

raisin bran crunch has all the necessary nutrients for great coochie

My nan eats that 😧

Guess what your nan has

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

the freaking strugle

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This turtle is in hell and all you can think about is cum

*bartender slides my drink to me from across the bar and i fucking fling it back twice as hard*

Me tryna flirt

I think this is the only religious meme I’ve ever laughed at

im in philosophy and were talking about how you can doubt everything’s existence except for your own consciousness and the guy that sits in front of me just turns around tears streaming down his face and goes “i am on so many drugs”

sometimes i stop and seriously think about all the history that has happened right where i’m standing and lose my mind just a little bit

Not to vent but: fuck