( &; breath in the chemicals )

“right, yeah. totally not.”

LOUIS: well it was a tough decision but ultimately pizza does always win yes

LOUIS: YOU MADE THE RIGHT ONE, OUR FRIENDSHIP STILL GOES, ALL IS WELL

NIALL: i need to like come eat pizza soon

“ or i could like, make it known for people t’ not make ye’ uncomfortable ?? would rather ye’ always t’ be comfortable, really. if ye’ needed me t’ say somethin’, i wouldn’t mind. ”

yeah, you’ve got a point there. you deserve a pat on the back for that one. but anyways, other than that cringe worthy experience, what’ve you been up to?

“Didn’t mean to get you flustered, Ni. Swear.”

“i just might. i’ll even say please.”

“i mean, if i was in her position, i’d definitely accept that as a tip, damn.”

the c word for vagina? you sound like you’re in high school, niall. i don’t blame you though so it’s fine.

“well, there ya go! sometimes all it takes is a bit of confidence to get what you want.”

“oh my… well, i guess my only question is: did you do it?” 

wow, how bold of her. i mean, at least the woman knew what she wanted. it just may not have been the best idea to express it right then and there. the question is, what did you say back?

 “ I think we all pretty much got the picture honestly.”

“uh — to be fair, i’m pretty sure we’ve all got enough of an imagination to fill in the blanks here. but fuck, you gotta give her some props. takes some major guts to be that — up front to someone you don’t even know. although, i can’t really say i’m envying the position you were in. like, what the fuck does one even say to that ??”

      ‘ that’s - wow. uh, well, i guess at least she’s got confidence? i’m not entirely sure that’s the right kind of confidence, but points for trying, at least? i’m…sure she could have said worse things? ‘

“ i know you are but i can lift a cup..it’s just a broken arm.”

❝ shit, mate. now that’s confidence. was she fit at least ? ❞