all about that bass

Apparently! I was hoping he was joking or something,but he was so dead on about it. I was, like, dude. No. 

I don’t think I would have stopped myself from laughing in their face. He didn’t even try man.

If I have another boy approach me with some weak ass pick-up line, I swear to God I’m going to lose it. No, babe, I’m not from Tennessee, but I know I’m the only ten you see. Move along!

Wait guys still think that line works? Are they twelve?

Don’t you get sick of only hearing your own voice? Talk like you’re so damn tough but you’re just a little boy. You like to think you’ve broke the mold but now I’m sure, you’ll crack just like the rest when I break your fucking jaw. I won’t settle, settle, settle; you are never gonna hold me down. So toxic, you ain’t nothing but a prick. I’m the best thing that never happened to you. Never, never, never; you are never gonna live this down. Life’s too short, I can’t fake it anymore. I’m the best thing that never happened to you.