Ummmm I’m sensitive

*picks up an earthworm and places it next to another earthworm* girls’ night

never understood the whole showing up at your high school reunion revenge fantasy cause like really? high school?? I don’t want anyone from that time in my life to have any idea where I am or what I’m doing. do not perceive me I am dead to you and you are dead to me

female mutuals to get coffee with

the ocean is therapy!!!!

im obsessed w/ putting hearts after everything i say. doesn’t even matter what it is <3 the heart is going there <3

im at your military wife’s house watching horror movies with religious imagery and its giving her ideas

let's give hozier a bow & arrow and see what he's capable of

eat a fruit that you like. take a little walk and pay attention to the trees. dance to music alone in ur room. it’s the small things that will heal you

april fools is so childish i would never trick anyone bestie. anyway i have this absolutely delicious sherry in my cellar you just have to try 

one thing about me is i really do like cash and my hair to my ass

Wearing a huge t-shirt in the house… that’s fashion baby

good morning to women only. men you think about what you did

what’s joe biden’s plan to get shawn mendes and camila cabello to stop