Art n' Stuff

My bf told me that I laugh almost every night in my sleep and I also slap him and deliver swift kicks regularly. Apparently I also put my fingers in his mouth but honey that’s all part of the package ❤️

just came up with a really good 4 word cooking horror story but idk if you guys are ready for it

2 cups vanilla extract

That’s a portal

Yall are like “I’m baby I’m baby” because you can’t control your sensitivity and emotions due to bad habits you developed during your teens on bpd tumblr and then see an actual baby crying in the theater while you’re watching frozen 2 because you kin elsa to cope and suddenly yall don’t like babies anymore? ok googoo gaga

Omg

Of course we can’t handle distressed babies because we ARE the distressed babies and we need adults

You’re not a distressed baby you’re an adult who writes incest fanfiction

Tumblr really has the best PvP of any social media

do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? or if their limbs were just slightly too long? or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It

stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!

yknow what? not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration

you are fucking died. game oval.

bro ife found the cure to corna virus 😳 its gay sex

i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can

Abba is quite a mood ngl

see that girl

watch that scene

methamphetamine

idiot jail for ignorant beasts

hiiii (gayly)

This is how archaeologists hunt

Oh hey look it’s me! I usually cut up kittens food but I always ask her just in case she ever wants to be a big girl. I love you lil britches mwuah

*Banging table* CUMMIES CUMMIES CUMMIES

hE WEARING AN ED EDD AND EDDY SHIRT NOBODY GONNA SAY SHIT ABoUT THIS

str-yrats

You guys wouldn’t understand the relationship between a kitten and her daddy

i eat 15 apples for breakfast then drive myself to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall bc they cant withstand my aura