Welcome!
Thank you for visiting our Blog! We at Axolabs hope that you are having a wonderful day! You are free to ask us any questions that you may have regarding our company, or our work.
FAQ:
Q: “what is Axolabs?”
A: Axolabs is a company founded in 2022, in [LOCATION REDACTED]. Originally starting as a small operation running in the founders basement! Since then, we have grown— collaborating with local freelance scientists, and branching out into Biology, Chemistry, and the study of inter-dimensional travel!
Q: “is this ethical/legal?”
A: mostly!
Q: “are you accepting job applications?”
A: if you can manage to find our physical location, you’re overqualified.
Q: “this is chief Charlie Dunn of the SPD. Surrender yourself now or we will have to take you by force.”
A: you’ll never take me alive fucker.
Q: “what is Axolabs’ main goal?”
A: our main goal is to save the Axolotl species from extinction — we have managed to artificially create and clone axolotls — dubbed Labxolotls — which are (usually) near identical to wild and/or domesticated axolotls!
Q: “who runs this blog?”
A: Dr. Trickster S. Cries, founder and lead scientist of Axolabs
Q: ‘who is Pit?’
A: Pit is our company mascot; along with being our first successful experiment, and being my son!
Rules:
-Be polite! We at Axolabs work very hard to achieve our goals, and I will not tolerate improper behaviour towards myself or any of my employees.
-Be professional! Don’t say anything ‘not safe for work’, as I believe people say.
-do not speak to the cops, under any circumstances.
