if homestuck was a girl id touch weewees with it

i could fr see vriska working at mcdonalds though like you go up to the counter and she's like (with a complete lack of enthusiasm) welcome to mcdonalds what can i get you today and then you're like uhhm can i just a get a small fry...with extra gru8sauce on the side and then she just looks at you with an exhausted expression full of contempt because they don't fucking have grubsauce because this is just normalass human mcdonalds and you're like the fourth person today to ask for grubsauce and it wasn't funny the other three times either

and when you ask for the manager it's jane crocker and you know she's running that shit like Fat Hitler

having new hires run suicide missions against the burger king across the street like shit gets crazy