P A R T Y D O W N !

why do you have to make things so fucking complicated?

you still don't get it, do you?

let's get lost.

can you teach it to me?

that look in your eyes is a pain in my ass. you know that, right?

i'm not going to lose you.

how many rounds do you got?

next time, i get to seduce the rich guy.

please don't make me go through you.

i need you to trust me.

you will never get what you want!

it's not a bad way to go.

it's such a nice car.

get in! they're coming!

i need to ask you for something incredible.

i'm smarter than you.

what are you doing here?

"difficult" should be a walk in the park for you.

i'm gonna miss being disreputable.

your line's not long enough!

the countdown is not helping.

we prefer to keep a low profile.

was there something more going on between you two?

you need to walk away.

did you jump?

it's good to see you, too.

well, then i misled you, or you made the wrong assumption.

let me just assure you, this won't hurt... enough.

now the world is at risk.

why won't you just die?

you'll have about five seconds.

they knew we were coming.

what are you going to do? spank me?

this is the CIA's mission.

kill everyone? that's your plan?

there's no reason to be sorry.

look at me. look at my life.

i find it best not to look.

i'll figure it out.

whatever you've heard, if it makes your skin crawl, it's probably true.

how did you get in the helicopter?

what's done is done when we say it's done.

a storm is coming.

my team had it under control.

we knew they were coming.

i couldn't face another life or death situation after that.

mission accomplished.

i think we lost enough agents for one night.

hope is not a strategy.

please don't make me laugh.

that's not who we are.

everything that happened... it taught me who i am.

so i'm jumping into an oven, essentially.

jesus, i thought you were dead.

we all have our secrets.

maybe we need to reconsider that.

you don't understand what you're involved in.

i'll figure it out.

you mind telling me why you broke me out?

this wasn't a rescue mission?

how good is your backup?

i'm exactly where i should be. and so are you.

this is a bad idea.

so what happens now?

you can fly a helicopter?

i've been ordered to take you back to washington.

may there be peace on earth.

i don't quite follow you.

how will the world finally end?

you must be new.

it's not like any mission is gonna be rougher than the last one, is it?

wait 'til you see the car.

i don't care in the least what people think or feel.

please tell me there's more to this plan.

i have arrived at the party.

the blood will be on your hands.

how close were we?

deep down we both knew that someday, somehow, something truly terrible was going to happen.

i can understand you're very upset.

you can thank them in person.

hey, how did you open your cell door?

waste not, want not.

why are you telling me this?

we have to evacuate these people!

there's no time!

you want to shake hands with the devil? that's fine with me. i just want to make sure you do it in hell.

could we get a cappuccino machine in here?

these are quotes taken from the starz series ash vs. evil dead. send in one of the prompts below for my muse’s response. please change pronouns/names where you see fit.

First thing I got to do is see a guy about a book. Must be some spell I can say to undo all this.

The other first thing I got to do is some cardio, ’cause my heart is jackhammering like a quarterback on prom night.

One false move, and I will Second Amendment your brains all over this truck.

We’re not leaving a trail of blood and guts behind us, we’re keeping Michigan moist.

There’s one thing I learned from [name]. Shoot first, ask questions never.

Last time I was here with a girl, I was hopin’ to get laid.

If I’ve learned anything from you, [name], it’s that if something seems too good to be true, it probably is.

Hey, I’m looking for a friend. He’s, uh, tall, dumb, smells like… bread.

You fought this thing before. Maybe you just got to finish what you started.

Yes, I’m upset. Yes, I’m behind the wheel. Yes, I’m drunk. And maybe my license isn’t the fancy kind from the DMV. But at least I’m drunk!

Without good, there is no evil.

With all due respect, your tiny brain is a lot safer without my problems inside it.

Trust me, once you get jacked in the face, it’ll all click. I can’t even get my nut up to rumble unless I’ve had a good shot to the chin.

Once again I saved the world. Now it's time to get the girl.

Most people go through life thinkin’ they’re totally safe. People like us, we know the truth. Life is hard and dangerous, and sometimes you just gotta chop off somebody’s head to survive.

I kill demons, not people. Unless those people are demons, who look like people. And then I kill people, but they’re not really people, they’re demons. You understand?

Never get between a papa bear and his cub.

What’s out there knows that you’re alive, and it wants you to be… un-alive.

Well, good news I found a piece of pie with no blood on it. Anybody want a bite?

To save those two, I would submit to a prostate exam.

This town is only big enough for one asshole, and that asshole is me.

Sometimes what you think you saw, it’s exactly what you saw.

Someone needs to wash your mouth out, kid. And that someone is me.

Now I’m gonna kill you, just like I killed your father! I didn’t really kill your father, that just kinda sounded cool.

I gotta warn you, you’re gonna want to leave your husband for me, and I can’t let that happen. Family values.

I’m not drunk enough to know if this is good-weird or bad-weird. But I’ll get there though.

I’m going to be like a ninja losing his virginity, quick and discreet.

I told you. A good shot to the face always gets the juices flowin’.

Thanks for the opinion, appreciate it. Now you can take it, turn it sideways, shove it right up the old poop chute.

When you get back to Hell, work on your aim.

Do you know what evil is, [name]? It’s power without fear, without guilt, and without pain.

Hey, good looking. You here to break me out or break me in?

I'm gonna get you pregnant later.

I'd know that caboose from anywhere.

Even if this goes perfectly, there's a good chance you'll die.

Well, [name], it's been fun catching up. Sorry I got to kill you.

Don't you get it? Everybody dies here. It's just a rule.

If once you start down that path, forever, it will dominate your destiny.

Did you just Yoda quote me?

Alright, look, we get this done quick enough, we might have time to stop for churros.

Yeah, well, your cooking was shit.

Yeah, I remember when I was like you. Young, dumb, full of… conflicting emotions.

Sweet musical Jesus, that's your friend? Oh, she's filthy and fine!

She haunts my dreams. Just kidding. She does, though.

Do me a favor will ya, thank your mother for me?  She passed her genes down to you in all the right places.

Damn, [name]. Badass.

Why are you covered in blood?

So look, uh, I'm not a grief counselor, but if it's any consolation, I have had to kill and bury loved ones before. A bunch of times, actually.

Oh sure. I'll just sit here with the police officer we tied up and rethink my recent life choices.

Get ahold of yourself, woman!

From Red Dead Redemption 2: Tweak as Necessary

the devil in me  -   the dark pictures anthology  sentence starters change tenses/pronouns as needed !!  some lines have been edited for clarity / length / ease of roleplaying   tw ;  death ,  language 

‘I will never be weary of you.’ 

‘that’s my (name), always finding that silver lining.’ 

‘how’s the marriage going?’

‘I’m starting to think I’ve gone and married a thrill seeker.’ 

‘see what happens when you chase a thrill?’ 

‘this feels like some sort of treacherous plot.’ 

‘I know that word. it’s french for something illicit.’

‘you know, this tub is awfully big. I think there might be room for another body.’

‘I really thought you’d have a little more fight in you.’

‘don’t fight it. it will only hurt more if you do.’ 

‘it’s really tough when just being honest means everyone thinks you’re a bitch.’ 

‘I’m sick of being on my own.’ 

‘it’s a fucking mess, to be honest with you.’

‘I was born with the devil in me.’ 

‘I’m waiting to hear what the catch is, no offense.’

‘it was 100% your fault. because you fly by the seat of your ass.’

‘just trust me.’ 

‘jesus, you try to give someone a compliment… ‘

‘how are you not in jail?’

‘you watch too many horror movies.’ 

‘bitch, I’m always camera ready.’ 

‘stop trying to make me like you.’ 

‘try not to fall and die.’ 

‘this reminds me of shit summer camps.’ 

‘you’re afraid of heights?’

‘oh shit! we’re all gonna die!’

‘don’t look down.’ 

‘you always knew how to get me through the shit, didn’t you?’ 

‘you are such a dick.’

‘oh my god! I think I peed a little!’ 

‘this place does give me the willies.’ 

‘scream if you need me for anything.’

‘I’ve blocked that from memory and do not want it coming back.’

‘you talk in your sleep. not sure I ever told you that.’ 

‘you’re cute when you’re worked up.’ 

‘you trying to scare me now? revenge? cause, good job…’

‘if my cheeks are red it’s from this wine, not because I’m bashful.’

‘I’m just fucking with you I’ve wanted to kiss you for months. I just was scared to make a real move.’ 

‘you have to let this go. we’re fine, (name).’

‘in the work that we do -  the very important work -  the truth is the star.’ 

‘next round’s on me, promise.’ 

‘I’m supposed to buy ‘nothing’ is eating away at you?’

‘what about taking a huge risk and just doing something?’

‘flimsy. I don’t buy it.’

‘you trying to butter me up?’

‘why are you letting them all think I broke up with you?’ 

‘ugh, I can’t decide if that’s sweet or selfish. or both.’ 

‘you can’t just roll up and drive - by psychoanalyze me.’ 

‘you have to accept the reality that this did not, and will not, work.’ 

‘maybe we should just add this topic to our ‘discussion no - fly’ list’.

‘remember our talk about boundaries?’ 

‘that scared the fuck out of me.’

‘you know he meets anger with more anger.’ 

‘that… sounded very sincere.’

‘I deserve better than this. so do you.’ 

‘I heard enough, thank you. I know what betrayal sounds like.’ 

‘great. happy? you have a future, and I don’t.’

‘am I the only one whose getting really freaked out by this place?’

‘as much as it pains me from the depths of my soul to say it, I’m starting to side with (name) on this one.’ 

‘not that I want to agree with you like … ever … but that’s what I’ve been saying.’ 

‘don’t come crying to me if you end up dead.’ 

‘I can’t decide who the judas is. I have so many options.’

‘you’re going to find out very soon that you won’t get very far without being a team player, (name).’ 

‘you don’t always have to get a word in, (name).’ 

‘of course you’re enjoying this.’

‘what do we do? we’re like… alone here.’ 

‘this is my don’t be scared song. sing it and I won’t be scared long.’

‘choices, (name). make better choices. this is your own damn fault.’

‘it’s a two person job to pull (name) away from her mirror.’

‘hey, help! somebody help me, I can’t see a thing!’

‘try to relax, slow deep breaths. in and out.’ 

‘you’re okay now. you’re safe.’ 

‘I’m not fucking tired!’

‘kills me to admit it, but (name) is right.’ 

‘we don’t know that’s what actually happened.’

‘this is when you suddenly choose to take a stand?’ 

‘we’re not safe here.’

‘I think maybe you’re confused about what you saw in the dark.’ 

‘I know what I saw.’

‘we’ve already got a plan, it’s leaving.’ 

‘would it kill you to think positively for a change.’

‘your delusions make for such great plans.’ 

‘just stay put so I know where to find you.’

‘I’m leaving, (name). you coming or not?’ 

‘sorry, just… still freaked out.’

‘you really don’t care about anything else, do you?’

‘i’m freaking the fuck out.’ 

‘shit! gimme your hand.’

‘we’re trapped. jesus, we’re trapped!’

‘maybe you’re right. but you don’t have to be an asshole about it.’ 

‘maybe that was a shitty thing to say, I’m sorry.’

‘ no, no, no. don’t put  ANY of this on me. this is all you.’ 

‘I guess I didn’t even think of that.’

‘guess I was holding out hope things would change for us. deep down, I’m still hoping.’

‘it was my fault.’

‘no it’s not fucking okay! it can’t be! I have to live with this every day.’ 

‘you have to get the fuck out anyway you can! just get the fuck out!’

‘there’s a lot of miles between eccentric and murderous.’ 

‘oh good, you hear a creepy kid voice too? I was worried I was finally snapping.’ 

‘I was worried I was finally snapping.’ 

‘are you losing your shit? ‘cuz I don’t need that right now.’

‘stop being such a damn wimp.’ 

‘are you okay? please say you’re alright!’

‘he wants us to chose, doesn’t he?!’

‘I don’t want to die! please help me!’

(name) is playing a game, and it’s no fucking joke!’

‘I’m suggesting we use our heads.’

‘we can make guesses all day, but if we die here it won’t matter.’ 

‘I’m not playing detective. I just want to survive.’

‘maybe isn’t good enough.’ 

‘no one is going to believe any of this without proof.’

‘crazy implies out of control. this is methodical.’ 

‘we’re not the first, are we?’

‘if something goes wrong one of us will be dead.’

‘you don’t have to do this.’

‘if it looks like it’s going south, get the hell out of there.’ 

‘please come back.’

‘if I see (name), he’ll wish I hadn’t.’

‘tell me you’ll be careful. tell me I’ll see you again.’

‘good, because I think I love you.’ 

‘well, now I have to come back.’ 

‘tell everyone I chose this. and if you get the chance to fuck him up, do it.’ 

‘how could you just leave her like that?!’

‘when I was a kid, I didn’t speak much.’ 

‘good thing you didn’t become a killer.’

‘suck it up, princess.’

‘I don’t suppose there’s any good news.’

‘if we go off - book we’re just going to make things worse. let’s stick to the plan.’

‘can you not freak me out any more than I already am?’

‘I was too scared to stop and look. I’m sorry.’

‘(name) you are out of your mind.’ 

‘I am not a murderer.’

‘do you hear what you’re saying? that is insane.’ 

‘you’re in shock and you’re not thinking straight.’ 

‘you’re in shock. all of us are. don’t beat yourself up.’ 

‘please tell me you can hear me.’ 

‘(name), I thought I lost you.’

‘no talking! I said hands where I can see them!’ 

‘after all this, starting over sounds like a good idea.’ 

‘so, probably not the right time to ask this but …  like … are we a thing?’ 

‘dude, trauma - bonding is legit hot. fuck yes, we’re a thing.’ 

‘how could I forget? you bring it up every chance you get.’ 

‘what did you win?’ 

as requested by a very wonderful, very dear, very lovely friend! i hope you all enjoy using these as much as i enjoyed writing them! i honestly found these so nice and therapeutic to write tho like oml i cannot get over it! DO NOT ADD TO THIS LIST PLEASE! 

“ oh, i knew you could do it! i’m so proud of you! “

“ i’m thinking of doing a movie/game night at my place, if you wanna join in? “

“ how many mugs of coffee have you had today?! that’s enough, now, you go take a nap before you buzz through the ceiling! “

“ i’ll send you the recipe, if you like! but, in the same breath, you should know that i really don’t mind continuing to cook this for you; it’s no trouble at all, really! “

“ are you sure there isn’t anything i can do to help you in the kitchen? “

“ come on in! take a seat! i’ll fix you up a plate, there’s more than enough to go around! “

“ why don’t you spend the night here? really, it’s no trouble to fix up the guest room, and we have plenty of spare pajamas and toiletries if that’s what’s bothering you! “

“ look, i get the whole lone wolf thing, trust me, i do. but… you do understand that there’ll always be a place here for you, don’t you? that door is always open to you, no matter what. that’s a promise. “

“ why don’t i make you a cup of tea, and you can tell me all about it? “

“ [NAME]? hey, hey, hey, what’s the matter? are you okay? what’s wrong? oh, come here… “

“ jeez, i don’t even wanna know how you got that battle wound there; sit down and let me fix it up, won’t you? “

“ hey, stranger! it’s been a minute, huh? what’ve you been up to? how have you been? hell, where have you been? “

“ now, now, don’t be silly; put that wallet away. i invited you out for dinner, so i’ll pay the bill, right? you can get the next one! “

“ hey, you didn’t order anything! don’t worry about it, huh? here, take half my sandwich; i can never finish the damn thing, anyway, you’re really doing me the favor! and there’s coffee in that flask, so help yourself to that, too! i’ve been trying to cut back, anyhow. “

“ hey, i know it’s really late, but… i didn’t know who else to call. “

“ everything’s gonna be okay, i promise. just tell me where you are, okay? and i’ll come and get you right this second. “

“ well, we have to celebrate your good news! what’s your favorite dinner? oh, and cake! we can’t have a decent celebration without cake, right? “

“ hey, hey, it’s okay, relax. i’m not about to nag you for skipping out on curfew, alright? have you eaten anything? because i saved you a plate, and it’s in the oven if you want it. “

“ now, now, none of that self-hate talk! we all have bad days, right? we all mess up sometimes and make silly mistakes. but it doesn’t matter at the end of the day; it just makes the good days all the better! “

“ guess who has an extra ticket for the concert this weekend! wanna come with me? they’re practically front row! “

“ you’re still coming over for dinner tonight, right? “

“ hey! what are your plans for the holidays? because, if you didn’t have any, i have an offer for you! or an open invitation! “

“ did you do something different with your hair? it looks amazing! “

“ oh my god, where have you been?! i was so worried about you! are you okay? did you get hurt?! “

“ we should go out tonight! come on, you can ransack my wardrobe if you like! i have a friend who’s the bouncer at that new night club, they can get us in for free! “

“ i made you some breakfast, if you’re hungry? it’s your favorite! unless you’ve got a new favorite, in which case… “

“ don’t forget to take an umbrella! “

“ let me know when you get there so i know you’re safe, okay? “

“ i watched that show you recommended last week! it was so good! can you believe that season finale, though? “

“ rough night, huh? i know that feeling. here, help yourself; the coffee is fresh, and the waffles are pretty damn good today, if i do say so myself! “

“ i knew you’d forget yours, so i brought extra. go ahead, help yourself! “

“ you’re welcome to stay for as long as you like. what’s mine is yours, okay? you don’t need to ask permission, just take whatever you want. “

“ you should get some sleep, okay? my room is just down the hall if you need anything. “

“ you don’t need to be so polite around here, you know! help yourself; i don’t bite! “

“ hey now, never apologize for feeling emotions, okay? humans are meant to feel all this stuff, no matter how good or bad the feelings are. besides; shoulders are built to be cried on! “

“ you should keep that sweater! it looks much better on you than it does on me; brings out your eyes! “

“ i never realized you could cook! the apron suits you very nicely! “

“ if you don’t have any plans this weekend, we should do something together! “

“ remember, if you want to leave early, just call me and i’ll come get you, okay? “

“ would you come on in inside out of that rain?! you’ll catch your death! “

“ don’t worry about it, okay? no apologies necessary; just breathe, everything’s good. “

“ it’s okay! no use crying over spilt milk, am i right? fetch me that mop and i’ll clean it up; you should find a clean shirt in the third drawer in my room, too! “

“ here, grab a plate; i made your favorite, and there’s more than enough for you to have seconds and take home a tonne of leftovers, too! “

“ would you mind setting the table for me while i finish up in the kitchen? “

“ you want some hot cocoa before you go to bed? i’m more than happy to have one with you; not to praise myself or anything, but my hot cocoa is the best in town! “

“ you did it! oh, congratulations! quick, i’m gonna fetch the sparkling cider, and then i’ll book a table somewhere fancy; we’re going to celebrate in style! “

“ oh god, you’re burning up a fever, you poor thing! here, lie down, let’s get you some water and a nice cool cloth, huh? “

“ how are you feeling? i thought you might be hungry, so i made some tea and toast. “

“ i thought i might find you out here… this must be your favorite spot, huh? it’s nice! “

“ how are you? and be real with me, now; i can tell when you’re not being honest with me. you’ve got a tell. “

“ figured you might be needing an extra blanket in this weather. you mind if i sit with you for a while? “

“ let’s go for a walk, huh? i know this place that does the best coffee you’ll ever have! “

“ i can’t believe you’ve never seen this movie before! we have to fix this immediately; you get the popcorn, i’ll order in the pizza and get the tv set up. “

“ wow… that pun was so awful, it actually became good again. nicely done! “

“ i know you have that meeting today, so i thought i’d come wish you luck. and give you my lucky socks! “

“ hey! i hope you’re hungry, i spared you some waffles and pancakes from breakfast this morning! “

“ maybe you’re not ready to talk just now. but i want you to know that, whenever you are, my door is always open to you. understand? “

“ i’m not here to say i told you so, don’t worry. i’m not that cruel. i’m just here to comfort my friend. “

“ you’re here so often, i figured it was about time you had your very own mug! “

“ do you mind if i put you down as my emergency contact? “

“ you should move in with me! i have a spare room, the rent is cheap, it’s closer to work… i mean, only if you want to, but i’m very much in favor of this! “

“ i know that things haven’t been easy for you lately, so… i was thinking, maybe we could plan a little vacation together? “

“ pull the car over, alright? you can get some sleep in the back seat, and i’ll take over the driving. “

“ woah, woah, woah… slow it down a few miles, huh? what’s going on? where’s the fire? “

“ do you want a hug? i give some really good hugs; i nearly got voted the best hug-giver in the continent, once! come on, you know you want to! “

“ hey! so i’m after having a really crappy day. you wanna get take-out and watch a movie at my place tonight? “

“You’re not… how I thought you’d be.”

“Is this what you’re really like, or was that an act?”

“I need to know this is for real. If you’re not genuine, tell me right now.”

“You’re… good at that.”

“I didn’t realize you were - maybe we should start again. I’m [name].”

“So this is what the (in)famous [Name] is like behind closed doors.”

“You have a lot of experience with this.”

“Do you know what people say about you?”

“You’re just like they said.”

“Why don’t you correct them? When people talk about you, and they’re wrong?”

“I thought they were exaggerating about you.”

“I’ve wanted to meet you for a long time.”

“Am I safe with you?”

“Do you mean that?”

“I’m just trying to figure out why you’re here.”

“What made you get into this/that line of work?”

“Look, you’re either going to help, or you aren’t. Which one is it going to be?”

“You … you chose me.”

“I… no, nothing. I just didn’t realize you were brave.”

“You’re going to get yourself killed/fired, you know.”

“Have you always been like that?”

“That was kind.”

“That was good of you.”

“That was stupid.”

“You didn’t have to do that. But you did.”

“You were there. You didn’t have to be.”

“I think .. I have you to thank, for this.”

“I wouldn’t be here without you.”