AWOL-MIGHT IS HERE.

"YOU THINK I'M ANYTHING LIKE CHARA? THAT GUY IS FUCKING DISGUSTING. HOLY SHIT." he thinks about what he's done for a few seconds

Pony Tsunotori ( @the-punch-bowl )

awol-might smiles and leans over

"you're our third member! we'll have an eyepatch for you too, of course, and if you'd like, some non-alcoholic rum!"

She gasps, letting out a squeal of excitement and pulling the pirate hat harder down on her head.

"THANK YOU! I love it I love it! Pony wants an eyepatch! Pony wants RUM!"

"No, no, don't say it like that, you need to stay in character, my love... my immersion... it is breaking. *sniffles* No, DO NOT REMOVE THE THIGH HIGHS... REPEAT... AGHH"

Chum-Lee startles awake, immediately launching himself forward into a double front flip. The move itself is impressive, however...

his fall is anything but graceful, landing face-first into a pile of trash bags with a loud THUUUD

Lifting himself up into a combat-ready stance, he notices Awol-Might and a new companion.

"Oh, I did not notice you there, master, were you some thug come to steal my valuables, my evasive action would have saved my ass! Oh, is this a new member?"

“HI!” she beams, pumping her fists in determination. “I’m a FREAKBUG now!”

She gasps, looking up at him with big hopeful glittering eyes.

"alright. we'll get water-guns. but just for fun! make sure when we're beating villains you're not just shooting them with water." he looks concerned

“Just for fun! Okay!” she gives a firm nod.

"all other vilains, we capture!"

He looks over at the nearby parking lot, looking for his car. Its a salmon pink sports car that sticks out like a soar thumb, but he still needs to take out his keys and use the beep to find it.

When he does, he opens the trunk. In it is a whole arsenal of illegal firearms; shotguns, revolvers, an AK-47 with an American flag print (ironic), But right next to them, in the corner...

"HERE THEY ARE!"

Chum-Lee grabs a pair of high-powered super soakers, perfect for their needs!

"You wouldnt believe how much trouble I had to go through to find these bad boys!"

“we’re gonna need these for the annoying small-time criminals.”

he walks toward the exit and puts his pirate hat on “AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT!!!”

Pony Tsunotori ( @the-punch-bowl )

awol-might smiles and leans over

"you're our third member! we'll have an eyepatch for you too, of course, and if you'd like, some non-alcoholic rum!"

She gasps, letting out a squeal of excitement and pulling the pirate hat harder down on her head.

"THANK YOU! I love it I love it! Pony wants an eyepatch! Pony wants RUM!"

"No, no, don't say it like that, you need to stay in character, my love... my immersion... it is breaking. *sniffles* No, DO NOT REMOVE THE THIGH HIGHS... REPEAT... AGHH"

Chum-Lee startles awake, immediately launching himself forward into a double front flip. The move itself is impressive, however...

his fall is anything but graceful, landing face-first into a pile of trash bags with a loud THUUUD

Lifting himself up into a combat-ready stance, he notices Awol-Might and a new companion.

"Oh, I did not notice you there, master, were you some thug come to steal my valuables, my evasive action would have saved my ass! Oh, is this a new member?"

“HI!” she beams, pumping her fists in determination. “I’m a FREAKBUG now!”

She gasps, looking up at him with big hopeful glittering eyes.

"alright. we'll get water-guns. but just for fun! make sure when we're beating villains you're not just shooting them with water." he looks concerned

“Just for fun! Okay!” she gives a firm nod.

"all other vilains, we capture!"

Pony Tsunotori ( @the-punch-bowl )

awol-might smiles and leans over

"you're our third member! we'll have an eyepatch for you too, of course, and if you'd like, some non-alcoholic rum!"

She gasps, letting out a squeal of excitement and pulling the pirate hat harder down on her head.

"THANK YOU! I love it I love it! Pony wants an eyepatch! Pony wants RUM!"

"No, no, don't say it like that, you need to stay in character, my love... my immersion... it is breaking. *sniffles* No, DO NOT REMOVE THE THIGH HIGHS... REPEAT... AGHH"

Chum-Lee startles awake, immediately launching himself forward into a double front flip. The move itself is impressive, however...

his fall is anything but graceful, landing face-first into a pile of trash bags with a loud THUUUD

Lifting himself up into a combat-ready stance, he notices Awol-Might and a new companion.

"Oh, I did not notice you there, master, were you some thug come to steal my valuables, my evasive action would have saved my ass! Oh, is this a new member?"

“HI!” she beams, pumping her fists in determination. “I’m a FREAKBUG now!”

She gasps, looking up at him with big hopeful glittering eyes.

"alright. we'll get water-guns. but just for fun! make sure when we're beating villains you're not just shooting them with water." he looks concerned

Pony Tsunotori ( @the-punch-bowl )

awol-might smiles and leans over

"you're our third member! we'll have an eyepatch for you too, of course, and if you'd like, some non-alcoholic rum!"

She gasps, letting out a squeal of excitement and pulling the pirate hat harder down on her head.

"THANK YOU! I love it I love it! Pony wants an eyepatch! Pony wants RUM!"

"No, no, don't say it like that, you need to stay in character, my love... my immersion... it is breaking. *sniffles* No, DO NOT REMOVE THE THIGH HIGHS... REPEAT... AGHH"

Chum-Lee startles awake, immediately launching himself forward into a double front flip. The move itself is impressive, however...

his fall is anything but graceful, landing face-first into a pile of trash bags with a loud THUUUD

Lifting himself up into a combat-ready stance, he notices Awol-Might and a new companion.

"Oh, I did not notice you there, master, were you some thug come to steal my valuables, my evasive action would have saved my ass! Oh, is this a new member?"

“HI!” she beams, pumping her fists in determination. “I’m a FREAKBUG now!”

Pony Tsunotori ( @the-punch-bowl )

awol-might smiles and leans over

"you're our third member! we'll have an eyepatch for you too, of course, and if you'd like, some non-alcoholic rum!"

She gasps, letting out a squeal of excitement and pulling the pirate hat harder down on her head.

"THANK YOU! I love it I love it! Pony wants an eyepatch! Pony wants RUM!"

"No, no, don't say it like that, you need to stay in character, my love... my immersion... it is breaking. *sniffles* No, DO NOT REMOVE THE THIGH HIGHS... REPEAT... AGHH"

Chum-Lee startles awake, immediately launching himself forward into a double front flip. The move itself is impressive, however...

his fall is anything but graceful, landing face-first into a pile of trash bags with a loud THUUUD

Lifting himself up into a combat-ready stance, he notices Awol-Might and a new companion.

"Oh, I did not notice you there, master, were you some thug come to steal my valuables, my evasive action would have saved my ass! Oh, is this a new member?"