Awkward Single Behavior

Other responses:

Other responses I'm thinking of (I have 10 days left):

-Your mom.

-Your dad.

-As much of the lyrics from "Single Ladies" i can fit

-Steve Martin

-Goodnight my Someone, Goodnight my love

-Seriously...Seriously?

-Here's hoping he's coming to the reunion.

-Asexual.  I'll explain when I get there.

-Their name is secret.  Even to me.

-Mark.  Makers Mark

-Jim Beam

-Evan Williams

-Jose Cuervo

-Vodka

around a guy I like:

if someone asks if I will share it:

when i find out it's sugar/carb/dairy free "chocolate" or "mock-late"

"you'll need a flaky dough, here's a link to a recipe ____"

just use:

"to start you'll need the basic from scratch dough recipe..."

just use:

"1/2 cup of mini morsels"

just use the whole bag:

if it has more than 5 steps or includes the words "chill/baste/marinate/cool/etc overnight"

just order a pizza.

rolled my window down and started singing:

inspiration:

result:

most girls idea of a witch costume:

sexy, seductive, blah blah skimpy outfit and broom:

(or movie witch style)

my reaction:

my version of a witch costume:

They never have your size

everything is either stained, ripped, or heinous

then all of a sudden you find something:

Go to try it on and it fits:

everything is hunky dory....

UNTIL you get home and try it on again