Pure Awkwardness

Why did the piece of cheese go to the gym? To get shredded!

rabbits only flop over like that if they feel completely safe btw

to elaborate: bunnies are prey animals and almost never have their guard down– even when they’re resting they’ll usually have their back legs in a position that allows them to quickly run away. if they’re jumping around it means they’re extremely happy!! and if they flop down w/o a care that means they feel very very comfortable and safe to the point of not having to worry about their surroundings. ^__^

OH WOW

maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted 

Okay, yes. Yes. YES.

ZENDAYA

This is parenting.

I lost it at the haunted toothbrush xD

Omg-some of these are so true it’s like I’m living them!

*waits all week for the weekend* *does nothing*

i literally would if i could. what is she asking??

they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke

Boy Wher Me got Dam Portado Chipps Is