As Above, So Below

Yule Goat is here to greet you and wish you a merry solstice, may your winter festivities be joyous and safe ✨

The Gods don’t find you embarrassing. The Gods don’t care about seeming cool and professional for the approval of others.

Make that fucking aesthetic photo collage for Aphrodite with cute pics you found on Pinterest .

Dress up like Hermes and go for a damn walk.

Collect random stones you think are cool and put them on your altar.

Put that photo of that cartoon character that reminds you of your deity on your altar.

Make that Minecraft temple to Hekate, domesticate those damn Minecraft wolves for Cerberus.

Make your deities in the sims!

Write soppy melodramatic poetry for Dionysus that no one else will read.

Make self insert fanfics about your favourite Gods and write them all as your best friends. Let them interact with your edgy ocs.

Create an AU where you and your Gods are all characters from your favourite anime.

Record silly little songs for them

Make them paintings that are full of clashing colors and weird forms.

Draw them a fursona

Wear that bright yellow outfit for Apollon.

Put on a dramatic makeup look for Aphrodite.

Call your closest deity that silly little nickname you have for them and let them call you one too.

Share your special interests with your Gods. Design your God as a pokémon or a crystal gem, or a sonic character.

Those losers that try to make you feel bad for being passionate will never have what you have.

In the words of the Great Lord Hermes: “Every human I have ever liked was at least a little bit cringe”

QUIT HOLDING MYTH TO THE SAME STANDARD AS MODERN TIMES

QUIT HOLDING MYTH TO THE SAME STANDARD AS MODERN TIMES

QUIT HOLDING MYTH TO THE SAME STANDARD AS MODERN TIMES

QUIT HOLDING MYTH TO THE SAME STANDARD AS MODERN TIMES

Yes, we've all see the pretty jars and the cute crystals and the fancy herbs, and yes, we all want them. However, you don't need 500000 crystals or jars or anything like that. So. Here is a guide to not falling for witchcraft consumerism

remember that you are broke and that the money you plan on putting towards these aesthetic things should be going towards stuff like rent and food. because we live in a capitalist hellscape.

in all seriousness though, here are some alternatives:

instead of crystals, find pretty rocks on the side of the road, clean them, charge them with intention, and there you go!

instead of herbs, pick native plants with similar intentions (make sure to leave an offering for the nature spirits!)

instead of fancy essential oils, mix native plants and water to create the same intention

instead of incense, do sound cleansing! this also helps with fire safety

go to your local thrift store for clothes or bowls and stuff. i found these four candle holders for 8 dollars total, and they're super pretty and work just the same

especially with fall coming up, use leaves and acorns in your spells!

devotional playlist for lord haides. 𓂃 ࣪˖ ཐིཋྀ

☥ dead, cold, autumn - this cold night

☥ personal jesus - depeche mode

☥ mr. styx - astrovamps

☥ the black dog - dead spells

☥ harvest - scream silence

☥ funeral eyes - bat nouveau

☥ the river - twin tribes

☥ wicked king - blood dance

☥ shallow then halo - cocteau twins

☥ death melody - scarlet slipping

... and more! you can see the full playlist here :-)