Awkward Betch

When I'm ready to leave

When a fight is about to happen

Whenever someone asks me to say something interesting about myself

When I've been sick for a week and someone says I look different

Whenever an old lady squeezes my cheek

When I fall right into a guy's trap

When I take a road trip and don't pack enough snacks

When my boyfriend takes up the whole bed

Every time a guy decides to take a Pilates class

When any rap music comes up on my shuffle

That time I told my boyfriend to pick the wine

Me at every family holiday party

Me every time I decide to go on a diet

When a boy tries to take me out for seafood on our first date

I take a hiatus from tumblr and come back with 200 followers?

When my boyfriend asks me where I learned to cook so well