Tumblring down the rabbit hole...

Jon: 

- asking wymack to choose a number between 1 and 5 and letting the opposition have only those many goals before he shut them out completely

- the time he remembered that striker’s go to penalty shot and saved an impossible fucking goal by moving before the dude even caught the ball

- the ravens attempted ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY (150) goals (the actual fuck) and he only let in THIRTEEN (13),,,,,, sir

- when he made nicky instigate a fight on purpose so he’d get the ball from the penalty shot and rebound it to neil to make a goal because “the game was getting boring”

- also andrew stopping every goal in that second half and bouncing off rebounds off the opposition’s helmets just to rile them further

- the time he shut out the goal completely when neil asked him to and for the first time ever started talking to the defense and chewed them out and matt was straight up grinning like it was the most fun he’d had in years

- his mad gamble in the final raven match to switch neil’s position from a striker to a backliner?? (fucking genius). also him letting renee play the first half because he knew he could control the game in half 2 if she showed him how they played