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I just found a recipe that says "easiest pasta ever.....in 20 mins" I mean no. What would be easy is if you find me something to make quicker than 2 min noodles

Me:makes a reference only i get and then laughs about it because i saw what i did there

the sad moment when you realize that the cute guys are in a different queue checking in on another airplane :(

Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks if he would like a drink. "I think not" answers Descartes And then he disapears

knock knock who's there? To To who? no to whom.

what do you get when you put root beer jn a square glass? Beer LOL

they say a freudian slip is when you say one thing but you actually mean your mother I LOVE THIS KIND OF JOKES

in the dorms theres a girl with her room next to mine. her alarm is set an HOUR before mine i hear it from my room and it keeps ringing till my alarm rings and she sleeps through it i fantasize about hurting her

why is black coffee called black coffee. walla its brown

hurts me when i sing for shazam and it doesnt recognize the song