✨Alyssa✨

By the way, are the bricks all the same colour?

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

She's right and I'm scared

Thank you, my generational cousins. I will go and stretch now.

I love very specific cakes

I had to redraw this cake 🍰

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

im never leaving this hellsite

that purple in the middle is not the right saturation, it doesn't fit with the other two colors and it drives me crazy.

holy shit

swapped purple in bisexual and asexual flags for better saturation matching and color theory

Look at him: this is absolutely the least amount of weasel you can have

To really put it in perspective

OP spongecake_cats on TikTok ♡

collection

recently came across some plates and bowls that would be perfect for a children's hospital

JOKE

I didn’t realize there were so many people getting destroyed by mattresses 😂