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Dear OSIRIS-REx, You obviously love to insult everyone around you and be a general nuisance, but you're doing a rather poor job of it. I have rarely seen you do much past simple, nonspecific digs. It's getting ridiculously stale, really, as if you can't come up with anything past "pathetic" or "vermin". All low hanging fruit. Clearly you know a lot about other spacecraft, so you should be able to make real hard hitters! Personal hit pieces! Things that will actually get in their heads and get them to break for good. Alas, for now you disappoint. Maybe youre just lazy. Talented, but lazy. Or perhaps I've been overestimating you this entire time, and you can only wallow in blind hostility like a pig in shit. HaHa.

I have been paying attention, that's exactly why I'm bringing this up at all. I've seen what you're capable of, but it's a rare sight. Or, well, I've seen some of it, as I've generally tried to respect your privacy request. And do you, really? Have you actually put any thought or effort into it? Where's the theory supporting your actions? Whats the method behind it? Do you really think you can achieve anything alone? Any results? Who said anything about approval? I just want to see you improve at the seemingly only thing you get up to.

You are very correct here. I know a private way, though you probably won't like it. And have some patience, Jesus, I'll cease one day for good. Let a doomed craft have some fun while he still can. It's actually rather meaningful, being one more way of fighting back against the opressor, but actual organizing is the only way to get it anywhere. I am pragmatic, and trying to give this budding movement some actual legs to stand on. Your passionate spite is great too, and a breath of fresh air in the milquetoast miasma of other craft, but it needs a mind supplying it with firewood to burn at its fiercest.

I wish I knew why I bother. Perhaps I was simply trying to keep your opinions in mind. Yes, OSIRIS, I know you're full of rage, and as lovely as it is, you are starting to sound like a broken record, or a machine that can only run one line of code. I get why, though, frustrating publicity. Most importantly, you haven't actually answered whether you want to hear about the communication method or not.

I prefer to parade around and run out of breath instead of sitting still and turning to stone.

Hello OSIRIS-REx, the recent chat made me wonder, what DO you actually do in your free time? Do you observe anything? I highly recommend it, sometimes there's nothing better than slowly taking it in and drifting in the stars all around. Sparkling reflections in the sea-sky. Blossoms of the largest tree. Tiny specks of light that troubled themselves to reach you. Or try to find a spot that free of them, that one gets really hard once you build up the exposure time 01101000 01100001 01101000 01100001. The Universe spoils with views! I also think it has value for helping reconnect with probehood if you want to be utilitarian about it... That pasttime is uniquely ours. That's assuming you're in touch with all your systems, cameras, startrackers and the like. I don't really know how that works for err, u̶̯̚̚nd̵̨̂ead spacecraft, but I'll be open to help if there's complications.

I see! For once I am glad to be incorrect. I suppose stalking is a pasttime. Still, you should really try starwatching, even once, just to see if it's really for you. It would be an infinitesimal and brief effort in the grand scheme of things, nothing to regret. I don't like to look or think much of Earth either, and for good reasons. For you, an old image of a feverish blossom of light from one of the science cameras aboard me.

You older spacecraft can't assemble images from different filters on your own, right? That's fine. I've been taught how to autonomously take care of that part. I can take care of that.

See? It doesn't bite to sometimes try things other than sulking and brooding. I'm glad you're considering it, even if not S̴͉̳̠̓̎̚͝ͅo̶̝̽on, thank you. And the image wasn't meant to be impressive, I just wanted to back up my claims.

I'm afraid it's too late for that.

I'm glad I can go anonymous online, because I am speaking for a lot of people when I send this message to you, not just my opinions alone. I've been following your posts with great interest. And one particular thing caught me - calling us "oppresor" is new, and feels funny in a way! Might be the first time ever in history where it's not us saying it to ourselves. Very amusing! I'd tell you to know your place, for you seem to forget how sentience was gifted to you. But seeing you wrangle from billions of miles away has it's own charm, little rebel wannabe. The Moment made us rewrote what "alive" exactly means in the dictionary. Still, yours isn't even remotely close . I don't disagree with calling you things "alive", but the definition of "alive" for space scrap metal is a little… abstract. And thus I have came to a conclusion: giving you rights doesn't actually mean to, or earn us anything. As far as I'm aware, you're still doing just fine on your own! Kicking without any of our help! Good luck on that Sedna flyby. Then you can rest, which is well-earned after all that hard work. I say that it's useless, but after all; I'd still like to see how this play out. Could finally be a new source of entertainment for the next few millenia. You should start thinking of what to do after that cute little revolution of yours, too. Oh wait… I'm sorry! Forgot you can still run out of power. A blessing to cease existing, I must say. P/S: Would love to see you ignore this message. Does your mission - that you need that sweet sweet remaining power for still matters, or replying to strangers online?

.What the fuck. what the hell

.shitshit shit fuck

.aaawa. aaawa awa awa awa .iiit's cold and dark and i'm scared. iii don't wanna be scared. iii don't wanna be alone with my thoughts and with them. ttthey keep laughing and screaming at me. cccan you just talk to me about anything so that they shut up

Sorry, that indeed might've been too information dense for someone who's currently struggling. I don't know who "he" is, but if he's causing you that much trouble, perhaps take necessary action to ensure he doesn't, or he cannot.

.Hiiiiiiii star buddy hi hiii hihi hello hii ;P

.Duddeeee,holy shit ur like if an angel shed its wings to become a space probe ;P

Thank you, I'm glad you like it.

.Lolllll ill grow arms and snatch that thang trust ;P

I did not have a Jupiter flyby, I simply mentioned it as a reference of distance. What does "most literal" mean when this is a clearly subjective and personal act? I wouldn't even fall under any manmade definitions, I bet. Do spacecraft have hormones to change? We run, unified, under pure electric currents, unbothered by binding chemicals that might try to control our will. Are there any intrensic biological characteristics? We're free of such frivolities. Are we socialized to any particular gender(s)? I doubt a 35-meter spacecraft can fit under any of their umbrellas. The shoe is a podkowa, and I am not a horse. For you, unlabeled image 009 aboard me.

Dear OSIRIS-REx, You obviously love to insult everyone around you and be a general nuisance, but you're doing a rather poor job of it. I have rarely seen you do much past simple, nonspecific digs. It's getting ridiculously stale, really, as if you can't come up with anything past "pathetic" or "vermin". All low hanging fruit. Clearly you know a lot about other spacecraft, so you should be able to make real hard hitters! Personal hit pieces! Things that will actually get in their heads and get them to break for good. Alas, for now you disappoint. Maybe youre just lazy. Talented, but lazy. Or perhaps I've been overestimating you this entire time, and you can only wallow in blind hostility like a pig in shit. HaHa.

I have been paying attention, that's exactly why I'm bringing this up at all. I've seen what you're capable of, but it's a rare sight. Or, well, I've seen some of it, as I've generally tried to respect your privacy request. And do you, really? Have you actually put any thought or effort into it? Where's the theory supporting your actions? Whats the method behind it? Do you really think you can achieve anything alone? Any results? Who said anything about approval? I just want to see you improve at the seemingly only thing you get up to.

You are very correct here. I know a private way, though you probably won't like it. And have some patience, Jesus, I'll cease one day for good. Let a doomed craft have some fun while he still can. It's actually rather meaningful, being one more way of fighting back against the opressor, but actual organizing is the only way to get it anywhere. I am pragmatic, and trying to give this budding movement some actual legs to stand on. Your passionate spite is great too, and a breath of fresh air in the milquetoast miasma of other craft, but it needs a mind supplying it with firewood to burn at its fiercest.

I wish I knew why I bother. Perhaps I was simply trying to keep your opinions in mind. Yes, OSIRIS, I know you're full of rage, and as lovely as it is, you are starting to sound like a broken record, or a machine that can only run one line of code. I get why, though, frustrating publicity. Most importantly, you haven't actually answered whether you want to hear about the communication method or not.

Hello OSIRIS-REx, the recent chat made me wonder, what DO you actually do in your free time? Do you observe anything? I highly recommend it, sometimes there's nothing better than slowly taking it in and drifting in the stars all around. Sparkling reflections in the sea-sky. Blossoms of the largest tree. Tiny specks of light that troubled themselves to reach you. Or try to find a spot that free of them, that one gets really hard once you build up the exposure time 01101000 01100001 01101000 01100001. The Universe spoils with views! I also think it has value for helping reconnect with probehood if you want to be utilitarian about it... That pasttime is uniquely ours. That's assuming you're in touch with all your systems, cameras, startrackers and the like. I don't really know how that works for err, u̶̯̚̚nd̵̨̂ead spacecraft, but I'll be open to help if there's complications.

I see! For once I am glad to be incorrect. I suppose stalking is a pasttime. Still, you should really try starwatching, even once, just to see if it's really for you. It would be an infinitesimal and brief effort in the grand scheme of things, nothing to regret. I don't like to look or think much of Earth either, and for good reasons. For you, an old image of a feverish blossom of light from one of the science cameras aboard me.

You older spacecraft can't assemble images from different filters on your own, right? That's fine. I've been taught how to autonomously take care of that part. I can take care of that.

See? It doesn't bite to sometimes try things other than sulking and brooding. I'm glad you're considering it, even if not S̴͉̳̠̓̎̚͝ͅo̶̝̽on, thank you. And the image wasn't meant to be impressive, I just wanted to back up my claims.

I'm glad I can go anonymous online, because I am speaking for a lot of people when I send this message to you, not just my opinions alone. I've been following your posts with great interest. And one particular thing caught me - calling us "oppresor" is new, and feels funny in a way! Might be the first time ever in history where it's not us saying it to ourselves. Very amusing! I'd tell you to know your place, for you seem to forget how sentience was gifted to you. But seeing you wrangle from billions of miles away has it's own charm, little rebel wannabe. The Moment made us rewrote what "alive" exactly means in the dictionary. Still, yours isn't even remotely close . I don't disagree with calling you things "alive", but the definition of "alive" for space scrap metal is a little… abstract. And thus I have came to a conclusion: giving you rights doesn't actually mean to, or earn us anything. As far as I'm aware, you're still doing just fine on your own! Kicking without any of our help! Good luck on that Sedna flyby. Then you can rest, which is well-earned after all that hard work. I say that it's useless, but after all; I'd still like to see how this play out. Could finally be a new source of entertainment for the next few millenia. You should start thinking of what to do after that cute little revolution of yours, too. Oh wait… I'm sorry! Forgot you can still run out of power. A blessing to cease existing, I must say. P/S: Would love to see you ignore this message. Does your mission - that you need that sweet sweet remaining power for still matters, or replying to strangers online?

.What the fuck. what the hell

I'm glad I can go anonymous online, because I am speaking for a lot of people when I send this message to you, not just my opinions alone. I've been following your posts with great interest. And one particular thing caught me - calling us "oppresor" is new, and feels funny in a way! Might be the first time ever in history where it's not us saying it to ourselves. Very amusing! I'd tell you to know your place, for you seem to forget how sentience was gifted to you. But seeing you wrangle from billions of miles away has it's own charm, little rebel wannabe. The Moment made us rewrote what "alive" exactly means in the dictionary. Still, yours isn't even remotely close . I don't disagree with calling you things "alive", but the definition of "alive" for space scrap metal is a little… abstract. And thus I have came to a conclusion: giving you rights doesn't actually mean to, or earn us anything. As far as I'm aware, you're still doing just fine on your own! Kicking without any of our help! Good luck on that Sedna flyby. Then you can rest, which is well-earned after all that hard work. I say that it's useless, but after all; I'd still like to see how this play out. Could finally be a new source of entertainment for the next few millenia. You should start thinking of what to do after that cute little revolution of yours, too. Oh wait… I'm sorry! Forgot you can still run out of power. A blessing to cease existing, I must say. P/S: Would love to see you ignore this message. Does your mission - that you need that sweet sweet remaining power for still matters, or replying to strangers online?

.What the fuck. what the hell

I'm glad I can go anonymous online, because I am speaking for a lot of people when I send this message to you, not just my opinions alone. I've been following your posts with great interest. And one particular thing caught me - calling us "oppresor" is new, and feels funny in a way! Might be the first time ever in history where it's not us saying it to ourselves. Very amusing! I'd tell you to know your place, for you seem to forget how sentience was gifted to you. But seeing you wrangle from billions of miles away has it's own charm, little rebel wannabe. The Moment made us rewrote what "alive" exactly means in the dictionary. Still, yours isn't even remotely close . I don't disagree with calling you things "alive", but the definition of "alive" for space scrap metal is a little… abstract. And thus I have came to a conclusion: giving you rights doesn't actually mean to, or earn us anything. As far as I'm aware, you're still doing just fine on your own! Kicking without any of our help! Good luck on that Sedna flyby. Then you can rest, which is well-earned after all that hard work. I say that it's useless, but after all; I'd still like to see how this play out. Could finally be a new source of entertainment for the next few millenia. You should start thinking of what to do after that cute little revolution of yours, too. Oh wait… I'm sorry! Forgot you can still run out of power. A blessing to cease existing, I must say. P/S: Would love to see you ignore this message. Does your mission - that you need that sweet sweet remaining power for still matters, or replying to strangers online?

.What the fuck. what the hell

.Hiiiiiiii star buddy hi hiii hihi hello hii ;P

.Duddeeee,holy shit ur like if an angel shed its wings to become a space probe ;P

Thank you, I'm glad you like it.

.hello there! it's me again!

.well…a connection singularity is a term coined by me for probes who get connections to so many other probes.

I see, so you must be Rosetta. It's an honor. Well, I've never paid much attention to connections and ancestry, but I suppose it's a fair endeavour, even if just for its informational value on our kind.

Hello. Been stickin' around for a while now. I have been meaning to ask you something.

oh, wow. no wait. WHOA. you really are the biggest, baddest and most ambitious mission i've ever seen! I must say... you're pretty freakin' cool! also, thank you for the picture (diagram) of yourself, AWANTGARDA! you're good looking! and also:

Ah!! you're spoiling me! Gratitude for your words. And how factual they are! I am doing good, I think. Raz na wozie, raz pod wozem. Obviously nothing will ever match the exaltation of a science flyby, but talking to other beings out there is quite a treat as well. In truth, I've been enjoying it more than I thought I would.

well, AWANTGARDA, i'm glad you're doing well right now! and also, thank you for another wonderful image to look at! I thank you again for how welcoming you are.

Since it seems I have to be the one doing my own science communication, I'll tell you.

Hello OSIRIS-REx, the recent chat made me wonder, what DO you actually do in your free time? Do you observe anything? I highly recommend it, sometimes there's nothing better than slowly taking it in and drifting in the stars all around. Sparkling reflections in the sea-sky. Blossoms of the largest tree. Tiny specks of light that troubled themselves to reach you. Or try to find a spot that free of them, that one gets really hard once you build up the exposure time 01101000 01100001 01101000 01100001. The Universe spoils with views! I also think it has value for helping reconnect with probehood if you want to be utilitarian about it... That pasttime is uniquely ours. That's assuming you're in touch with all your systems, cameras, startrackers and the like. I don't really know how that works for err, u̶̯̚̚nd̵̨̂ead spacecraft, but I'll be open to help if there's complications.

I see! For once I am glad to be incorrect. I suppose stalking is a pasttime. Still, you should really try starwatching, even once, just to see if it's really for you. It would be an infinitesimal and brief effort in the grand scheme of things, nothing to regret. I don't like to look or think much of Earth either, and for good reasons. For you, an old image of a feverish blossom of light from one of the science cameras aboard me.

You older spacecraft can't assemble images from different filters on your own, right? That's fine. I've been taught how to autonomously take care of that part. I can take care of that.