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Scott: Are you big spoon or little spoon?

Joel: I'm the knife.

Lizzie, from across the room: He's little spoon!

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Gem: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings, Fwhip?

Fwhip: No.

Sausage: I do!

Gem: I know Sausage.

Sausage: I'm sad

Gem: I know Sausage.

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(This could apply to honestly to anyone in the cast)

Joel: Where are you going?

Lizzie: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way.

*An hour later*

Lizzie, with a bloody nose, split knuckles, and an ice cream cone in her hand: I chose ice cream :)

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Scott: I'm ten times funnier and sexier than you.

Xornoth: Ten times zero is still zero though.

Scott: Jokes on you, I can't do math!

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Shrub: Can I sit there *points*

Katherine: That's my lap.

Shrub: That doesn't answer my question, Katherine.

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Someone: How many kids do you have?

Pixl: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

(He looks a lot older than he is)

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Jimmy: You use humor to deflect your trauma.

Scott: Thank you :D

Jimmy: That wasn't a compliment.

Scott: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny.

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Joey: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Xornoth's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...

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