Cogito ergo sum

back by unpopular demand: me

Its pretty late, I’m gonna go to bed *browses every social media site known to man for over an hour*

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

750,324 people whose mama taught them right

Is your name volume because I wish you’d turn the fuck down

But how do people have strictly themed blogs? I reblog what ever remotely holds my attention for .5 seconds

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.