/ˈeksət/

i am so sorry ! i have been away. between getting ready for school and work i hardly had any time ! but that is also because i have been spending what time i have left, sorting things out. there is a whole long sob story i won’t get into on here but !!! it is not a sad story anymore because. i got my old laptop back !!! meaning ! i am in control of all of my accounts again !!! meaning ! i can write under my name again !!! meaning ! abel ludwig. and. our lord ! and savior ! hades. are gonna make a comeback !!! before halloween too !

*winks at the sky* for the aliens

*walks into bar* *sits in a booth with ppl in it* dont yall love being cis? i love to be cis, its good. (whispering to small lizard under the table: what do cis people drink? milk? you said milk?) yall got milk at this bar?

i’m about to grab a bite to eat but!! like this for a starter when i return

          “don’t even get me started on the economy, there’s not nearly enough pictures of Pluto to calm me down after. in that case, i’ll give you a discount.”

when joel is busy stocking, there’s a five foot tall blow up alien at the counter. the color of the alien changes. there may even be more than one ...ALIENS.

          “and only you. ‘m definitely not the kinda guy to give out free samples to just anyone, especiall not based on gender identity.” a wink and he’s handing over the cup. “well. should you win, and throw up hating it; which you won’t. sure. unlimited refills for life and the after. bottoms up.”

          “i do try. and just for you , just to prove it. we’ll do this.” in true sample fashion, he fills her up a dixie cup. “but i’ll cut you a deal. just pay half for them, after you realize ‘m right.”

          “apparently that would be me, i’m not all that sure that being their guardian matters, cops seemed about ready to pawn them off.”