This is the story of my life

who is this... who is this question directed to? People who have some actual dietary reason to avoid fruit? Who looks at a fruit plate and goes “nuh-uh, not unless I have a week and a 20k cash prize on the line.” Is the fruit platter actually the size of a four door sedan?? Has it been poisoned? Who made this??

Wanna be held on main

Just a reminder that even though she makes silly videos on YouTube, this girl also has a masters degree from a top rate university.

Why do the Mormons who walk around handing out flyers at my college have the fattest asses??

You’re not going to heaven.

moan louder every time the cashier scans one of your items

Oh BITCH this is a mood

mood for 2019

Who am I to deny myself every single desire that crosses my pea brain